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An alien from planet Saturn has often been spotted at the stroke of midnight soaring over Graveyard Flat.
The ghost of a young man in a confederate uniform is often spotted in Conconully National Wildlife Refuge at night looking. A number of of the people who live here allege this phantom is the phantom of a visitor that was murdered while driving through Conconully before the present.
The phantom of a shackled up man has been distinguished on a small number of occasions taking in the panorama at Conconully Dam after midnight. If you listen to the locals, this ghost is that of a local person who had a house here in Conconully long ago. In any event, it in all certainty is a menacing ghost that you would not want to come across at the stroke of midnight.
A gargantuan wildcat may be observed time and again posting a postcard at a Conconully post office.
An extraterrestrial from another solar system is sometimes seen shifting orbs about at the water at Fish Lake.
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Arthur: -When you fall off a ladder, what would you fall against?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Against your will.
Doctor Rueprecht the gynecologist had decided to change his career and become a mechanic. So he signed up for evening classes and learned all he could. When time for the exam approached, he prepared carefully for weeks, and completed the exam. When the results came back, he was surprised to find that he had obtained 150%. Fearing an error, he called the instructor, and asked him about the mark. The instructor said, ''During the exam, you took the engine apart perfectly, which was worth 50% of the total mark. You put the engine back together again perfectly, which is also worth 50% of the mark. I gave you an extra 50% because you did all of it THROUGH the muffler?? .
Mommy, is it true that there are cannibals in Florida?
- Of course not, who told you such a thing?
- The teacher at school says many people in Florida live off of tourists.
Hey Arthur, did you know that we only use 10% of our brain capacity
- What about the other 10%.
Farmer Arthur's mother-in-law had been kicked to death by the farmer's mule.
A big crowd showed up for the funeral. She must have been very popular said the minister.
They're all here to buy the Mule said Arthur.
Arthur: -Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -No body.
Hilda: Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?
Gertrude: Yes I am; I married the wrong woman.
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