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These are some lies we made up about Colfax.
A colossal ram can often be made out late in the night running after a passing VW on a shadowy highway near Colfax.
A space man can be distinguished frequently in the rear seat of a Toyota by the driver observing the ghost in her rear view mirror around midnight.
The ghost of a gentleman with half his head absent is now and then made out mowing the lawn in the front yard of a mobile home in Colfax.
An martian explorer from another solar system has been perceived on a handful of occasions turning toward the eye witness by South Fork Palouse River.
A space man from planet Venus can now and then be spotted looking wrathfully at the viewer in Colfax Little League Park at the stroke of midnight.
A decapitated woman was seen in Buck Canyon around midnight howling at the eye witness to be off. When the phantom was perceived it vanished into the thin air. One of the locals determinedly alleges that this spirit may be the soul of a person who lived here who passed away here in Colfax long ago.
A space invader from another planet emerged gazing across Rebel Flat at midnight.
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Arthur and Delbert went to see a ventriloquist show. The show was very funny and consisted mainly of Arthur and Delbert jokes, one funnier than the other. At first Arthur and Delbert didn't mind but the longer the show went on the angrier they got. Finally Arthur couldn’t take it any more and stood up and said in a loud voice.
- Enough already, these jokes are very offensive and Delbert and I demand an apology.
The ventriloquist felt ashamed of his insulting jokes and said, - I do apologize from the bottom of my heart, I didn't want to offend anyone. From now on I will not use Arthur and Delbert jokes in my show.
- I'm not talking to you, said Arthur. I'm talking to that little bastard sitting on your lap.
Nancy: Meet my baby brother!
Jenny: How cute! What's his name?
Nancy: I don't know. I don't understand a word he says.
Three idiots were out for a walk and saw some mysterious tracks on the ground.
- I think it's a deer, said Arthur
- No, said Delbert, it's definitely a mountain lion.
Douglas was just about to say something when they all got hit by the train.
Douglas was on a first date with a girl he had just met and took her to a nice restaurant. When he saw the menu he was shocked by the high prices, so he said:
- Ok, fatso, what would you like to eat?.
A very old gentleman from the country side went to the big city for the very first time in his life. He went into a department store and saw an elevator, he had never seen an elevator before and looked at it wondering what it was. After a while an old lady came along and got in the elevator, the door closed. The man kept looking. A short while later the elevator door opened up and a young lady stepped out.
- I gotta try that, said the old man.
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