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These are some lies we made up about Colbert.
The Loch Ness Monster can be observed repeatedly taking pleasure in the scenery at Wandermere Lake Dam on a dark night.
The extraterrestrial pilot of an extraterrestrial spacecraft has occasionally been perceived howling down by the water's edge at Wandermere Lake.
A beheaded guy is sometimes distinguished watching cable in a Colbert living room at night.
A giant rhinoceros has allegedly been made out on several occasions on the peak of Dart Hill at the stroke of midnight gazing at the sight.
An extraterrestrial from planet Venus may once in a while be spotted at midnight hovering across Half Moon Prairie.
A gigantic gazelle was perceived at the stroke of midnight drifting along Bear Creek.
A lady with her head sliced off was seen down near Waikiki Springs after midnight frightening folks. The ghost greeted the observer. One thing is for certain, it is indisputably a bloodcurdling ghost that you don't want to come across before
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sunrise.
A military uniform pacing around with no body in it was distinguished searching through garbage container on a Colbert residential street. When the ghost was witnessed it vanished into the thin air.
A very large steer was perceived on a Colbert residential street in the early morning hours.
An ET from the cosmos has frequently
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been made out floating in the air like a hot-air balloon in Colbert.
The martian navigator of a flying saucer is frequently spotted covering a corpse by a large rock in Dragoon Creek State Park in the early morning hours.
An martian voyager from another galaxy has been said to have been seen on numerous instances in the early morning hours before sunrise leading a guided expedition of Green Bluff to a troop of spirits.
The spirit of a civil war combatant may repeatedly be noticed gazing at a woman sleeping on a couch in a residence in Colbert.
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Ghost Sightings From Colbert
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Ghost Sightings From Colbert
Arthur: -What did Tenne see?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - The same as Arkan saw.
Arthur had been a car mechanic ever since he dropped out of high school, he died young at the age of 34. When he met Saint Peter at the gates of heaven he asked:
- Saint Peter, why did you let me die so young?
- Well now Arthur, based on how many hours you've been charging your customers according to your accounting records you are 95 years old.
If ''CON'' is the opposite of ''PRO'', what is the opposite of PROGRESS?.
Arthur called the airline:
- Hello, if I take the 10:23 flight from JFK to LAX how long will it take to get there?
- One moment sir.
- Wow! That fast! Thanks, said Arthur and hung up.
Arthur the blacksmith was telling his apprentice Delbert what to do.
- Ok, listen carefully and do as I say. I will take the iron out of the fire and place it on the anvil. You keep you eyes on my head, when I nod you hit it as hard as you can with the giant hammer. Those were Arthur's last words.
Hey Arthur, do did you go waterskiing on your vacation like you had planned?
- No Delbert, I couldn't find a lake with a slope.
Hey Delbert, if you can guess exactly how many oranges are in this bag you can have all five of them.
Arthur, have you been getting enough iron?
Yes, I chew my nails every day Doctor Rueprecht.
How did Arthur get killed ironing curtains ?
- He fell out of the window.
Hey Arthur, long time no see. Wow I see you've opened a fruit stand, that's great. What are those ones?
- Yeah those are Fuji Apples Delbert.
- Let me have 8 of those, and I need them individually wrapped. And what about those Arthur?
- Ah those are Grapefruits Delbert.
- Oh Ok, let me have 6 of those individually wrapped. And what about those?
- Yeah those are blueberries Delbert, but they're not for sale.
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