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These are some lies we made up about Clinton.
The ghost of a young lady with a cable around her neck was distinguished by Scatchet Head looking. The arrival of the observer terrified the ghost who then faded away.
An extremely large fawn has frequently been seen in Dave Mackie County Park at midnight trying to exclaim something.
A space man is regularly spotted enjoying the panorama at Orrs Pond Dam at midnight.
A gentleman with no head has been said to have been spotted on frequent instances swallowing gasoline from a pump at a gasoline station in Clinton. Several of the people who live here declare this spirit is that of a local who had a house here in Clinton many years ago.
An extremely large shrew can frequently be seen at Camano Head around midnight looking down into the water.
A massive springbok can be distinguished very often very late at night examining Big Gulch in detail.
The extraterrestrial captain of an extraterrestrial spaceship has every so often been distinguished
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walking a Terrier on a dark night on a murky Clinton street.
An alien from Mars is every now and then observed staring through flat windows in Clinton at midnight.
A massive gnu has allegedly been distinguished on numerous instances watching TV in a Clinton living room before dawn.
An alien from another planet may from time to
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time be made out chucking pieces of wood in Anderson Lake State Park at the park headquarters.
An extraordinarily chilling ghost is often perceived outside Lake Chelan National Recreation Area stacking stones. It's been declared that this individual ghost takes pleasure in scaring foolish folks who have the courage to disturb the tranquility in Clinton.
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Ghost Sightings From Clinton
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Arthur said he knew a man with a wooden leg named Douglas. So I asked him ''What was the name of his other leg?''.
Divorce judge: Ms Gertrude, this court will see to it that you shall receive 2000 dollars a month in alimony
Arthur: Thank you very much your honor, I'll give her a few dollars myself too.
Arthur: -How can you keep from getting a sharp pain in your eye when you drink chocolate milk?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - Take the spoon out of the glass.
Doctor Rueprecht, please help me. I'm seeing double.
- Ok Arthur, let's take a look at that, why don’t you have a seat on that chair so I can examine you.
- The one on the left or the one on the right?.
Dad, I think I'm old enough to drive the car.
- Yes son, you are. But the car isn't.
Arthur: -Why is Otto the most common name in Minnesota?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - There's only two letters to remember.
What do these two have in common the letter ''A'' and the word ''noon''?
Both of them are in the middle of the ''day''.
Arthur called home work. ''I won 20 million bucks on the lottery, start packing!''
Gertrude: Wow! What kind of clothes should I pack?
Arthur: I don't care, as long as you're out of the house by the time I get home. .
Doctor Rueprecht the gynecologist had decided to change his career and become a mechanic. So he signed up for evening classes and learned all he could. When time for the exam approached, he prepared carefully for weeks, and completed the exam. When the results came back, he was surprised to find that he had obtained 150%. Fearing an error, he called the instructor, and asked him about the mark. The instructor said, ''During the exam, you took the engine apart perfectly, which was worth 50% of the total mark. You put the engine back together again perfectly, which is also worth 50% of the mark. I gave you an extra 50% because you did all of it THROUGH the muffler?? .
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