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A space invader may often be seen flinging chunks of concrete into the flow at Cedar Creek at the stroke of midnight.
A female with a half translucent body may be observed very frequently searching for someone at night by a vending machine in Cle Elum. If you talk to the people who live here, this ghost is that of a local person who had a home here in Cle Elum a long time ago.
A Megalosaurus has now and then been witnessed down beside Lanigan Spring before dawn gripping a skull.
A colossal panda is occasionally made out glancing across Bristol Flat at midnight.
A gargantuan cony has been said to have been observed on frequent instances trying to express something down beside the shore at Cabin Lake.
The spirit of a guy in a police uniform may every so often be witnessed stopping by Osborn Point late in the night.
One of the three Little Pigs has repeatedly been seen at Childress-Winegar Dam at night taking in the panorama.
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Hey Arthur, long time no see. Oh my god, what happened to you, you've lost your hand. How did that happen?
Well Delbert, no biggie really, tiger bit it off.
Oh ok, what are you looking for here on the street anyway Arthur?
Well, Delbert, I'm looking for a second hand store.
The small plane was going down with Arthur, Delbert and Douglas who was the pilot.
-Oh oh this is bad, said Douglas, we only have 2 parachutes .
Arthur quickly grabbed a parachute and jumped out.
Oh well, said Delbert. I guess the pilot has to go down with his plane, sorry buddy I'm gonna have to take the last chute, nice knowing you.
- Don't worry, said Douglas, Arthur took my backpack.
Arthur had a new job as a TV repairman. One day he arrived at the very old couples house to fix their broken TV.
- Oh how nice of you to come so fast, said the old lady. The TV is fine though, we realized we were wearing each other's glasses.
Arthur was waiting for his turn in the psychologists waiting room.
- Next! Said the psychologist loudly from his office as a patient walked out his door.
Arthur went into the psychologists office and said:
- Nobody ever notices me, it's like I'm not even there. It all started in my childhood when....
- NEXT!, said the psychologist again.
There were three men in a boat with four cigarettes but no matches, how did they manage to smoke?
- They threw one cigarette overboard and made the boat a cigarette lighter.
Arthur and Delbert were walking through the woods on a dark night and got to a creek.
- How do we cross Delbert?
- Simple Arthur, I turn on my flashlight and you walk on the light beam to the other side.
- You think I'm stupid or something? When I'm halfway you'll turn off your flashlight so I fall in.
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