|
| |
Clearlake, Washington Lies | |
|
These are some lies we made up about Clearlake.
The ghost of a gravely charred female is sometimes noticed in Skagit Valley late in the night smoking a cigar. A person who lives here declares that this phantom is the stressed soul of an old Clearlake resident. In any case, it's undeniably a creepy ghost that you shouldn't go seeking.
The ghost of an engine driver may every now and then be spotted talking into the night up on Big Rock. Regardless of what, this phantom certainly is scary; one that should be stayed away from.
A space alien from another galaxy was spotted down near the water's edge at Bottomless Lake looking for something.
The phantom of an appallingly mangled huntsman pulling a dead mountain lion was distinguished dispatching a packet at a Clearlake post office. The ghost was indifferent that there was someone other nearby. Regardless of what people verbalize, this is an unpleasant ghost that is better not upset.
A Yeti emerged throwing pebbles into the flowing water at Brickyard Creek very late at night.
| |
|
|
Ghost Sightings From Clearlake
Submit a lie about Clearlake, Washington:
Other untruthful towns near Clearlake, Washington:
Sedro Woolley, Washington, 5 miles away
Mount Vernon, Washington, 6 miles away
Burlington, Washington, 9 miles away
Conway, Washington, 9 miles away
Acme, Washington, 11 miles away
Bow, Washington, 15 miles away
Stanwood, Washington, 16 miles away
La Conner, Washington, 19 miles away
Marysville, Washington, 19 miles away
Bellingham, Washington, 20 miles away
| | |
The latest lies from around the world
All towns and cities in
Washington
|
Ghost Sightings From Clearlake
Arthur and Gertrude had a car accident while driving to a church to get married. Now they are both together again in heaven. They really want to get married , so they discussed their need with St. Peter who promised to help them out. However, they haven't heard from him for 10 years. After 20 years has passed he came to them with a priest. They finally got married and lived happily together for 5 years. Arthur came to see St. Peter asking if he could help him since the marriage was not going well. He asked him ''could you help us get divorce?'' St. Peter answered, ''Are you kidding?!! It took me twenty years to find a priest up here. How am I gonna find you a lawyer?'' .
When the small town built a new bridge they installed a traffic counter to monitor traffic flow. The counter was getting close to the million mark, so they thought it would be a good idea to greet the millionth car an give him a prize. The counter read 999,999 and the sheriff and the mayor was standing by for the next car and here it came.
- Congratulations sir, you are the 1,000,000 th car to cross this bridge, you win $1,000.
- Wow a thousand bucks, yippie, I'm gonna go to driving school with that money and get myself one of them drivers licenses said Arthur.
- Don't listen to him, said his wife Gertrude in the passenger seat, he's drunk.
- I told you we wouldn't get far in a stolen car, said Delbert from the backseat.
A car had crashed into a tree and Arthur and Delbert were found drunk at the scene, they were arrested at the crash site by the police. Later in court the judge asked:
- Which one of you two were driving the car?
-Your honor, we were both in the back seat singing.
MORE JOKES
|
