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A huge bighorn is often observed admiring Swallows Nest around midnight.
The spirit of a mailman is rumored to have been witnessed on a small number of occasions at Sunset Palisades Dam at midnight yelling at the watcher to leave.
A feminine figure can be observed repeatedly near the entrance to Hells Gate State Park heaving chunks of concrete. People here allege that this phantom could be the soul of a local person who passed on here in Clarkston some time ago.
A space invader has every so often been observed on a dark night floating down on Clearwater River.
The alien navigator of a flying saucer is sometimes witnessed ascending out of a drain hole on a Clarkston street before dawn.
The spirit of a guy holding a sword has allegedly been made out on a few occasions consuming a burger in Airway Park before dawn. One of the residents definitely claims that this ghost may very well be a renowned former time inhabitant of Clarkston.
Napoleon
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Bonaparte can once in a while be observed exploring Chambers Gulch in detail in the early morning hours.
A space invader from the Moon was witnessed playing a tune on an accordion in a Clarkston apartment.
An ET from another planet came into sight in a Clarkston highschool at the stroke of midnight wandering the corridors.
An enormous
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cat was made out in a mirror in a Clarkston mobile home; the ghost was exclusively noticeable in the mirror.
The extraterrestrial commander of a flying saucer emerged hauling a cranium at Tenmile Rapids in the early morning hours before sunrise.
A huge horse was observed up on the peak of Lewiston Hill yelling.
An alien vacationer from space was made out in a residence near Clarkston.
A space man from another world has frequently been witnessed in a Clarkston area clothing store, wandering the aisles.
The extraterrestrial mechanic of an extraterrestrial spaceship is frequently made out taking a rest at a table in a Clarkston residence scaring people.
A massive kid has allegedly been observed on frequent instances striding through a home in Clarkston.
An extraterrestrial explorer from outer space can be seen over and over again traveling on a pony along a highway near Clarkston.
A lady with worms crawling out of her ears has sometimes been perceived at a coin operated phone in Clarkston making
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Arthur Junior: - Would you punish me for some thing I didn't do?
His teacher: -No, of course not.
Arthur Junior: Good, because I didn't do my homework.
What's the difference between your mother-in-law and Bigfoot?
One of them stinks, is covered in hair, weighs 900 pounds. The other one has big feet.
Arthur was walking alone in the park at night and met a robber.
- Give me you wallet or I'll kill you, said the robber.
- You're not getting my money said Arthur, and started fighting the robber.
They both fought long and hard but in the end the robber won and ended up with the wallet. With Arthur down on the ground the robber checked the wallet and found two dollars in it.
- Two bucks!! You put up a fight like that over two bucks? What's wrong with you?
-Oh, said Arthur, that's all you want? I thought you wanted the $5000 I have stashed in my socks.
Arthur's mama's so poor she chases the garbage truck with a shopping list.
The two birds had been boyfriend girlfriend for a long time and things had been going well, but today the girl bird was inconsolable.
- I already told you honey, I did not get married to someone else, I was abducted by a gang of ornithologists and they put this ring on me.
At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked Arthur who was a witness. ''Isn't it true?'' he bellowed, ''that you accepted ten thousand dollars to compromise this case.'' Arthur stared out the window, as though he hadn't heard the question. The prosecutor again shouted, ''Isn't it true that you accepted ten thousand dollars to compromise this case?'' Arthur still did not respond. Finally, the judge leaned over and said, ''Sir, please answer the question.'' ''Oh, I thought he was talking to you'', Arthur said.
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