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These are some lies we made up about Clallam Bay.
A space alien from another world was spotted in Olympic National Forest late at night hunting with a shotgun.
A giant elk appeared carving an outlet down by Bear Creek Falls around midnight.
A very large lovebird came into sight in a desolate location near Clallam Bay.
The extraterrestrial navigator of a flying saucer was perceived down beside the water at Clallam Bay sipping blood from a mug.
An martian voyager from another galaxy was perceived up on Beaver Hill seeking a picture.
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Ghost Sightings From Clallam Bay
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Ghost Sightings From Clallam Bay
Arthur: -Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Because he had no guts.
Arthur, does your dog bite?
- No Delbert, he doesn't.
- Oh good, I'll pet it then. Cute doggy doggy ..AAAAGHH. He bit me, you said your dog didn't bite.
- That's not my dog.
Why is a fat girl like a moped?
They're both fun until your friends see you.
Arthur rushes into the restaurant at the airport and says:
- Hurry hurry, my flight leaves in 5 minutes so I don’t have time to order anything, just give me the check.
Arthur had gone down to the corner bar for a couple of drinks, but it ended up being a bit more than that. At closing time he had had so much to drink that he couldn't even walk to the door.
He crawled out the door and sat down on the sidewalk outside thinking that if he waits a bit he'll be sober enough to walk home.
He waited about an hour and tried to get up but couldn't.
Oh well, he thought, I can't sit here all night, I'll just crawl home.
It took him a while to crawl home but he finally made it. He crawled into his house and up the stairs and into bed and fell asleep.
The next morning Arthur's wife Gertrude woke him up and said.
- Honey, they called from the corner bar and want to know when you're going to pick up your wheelchair.
Arthur was down by the docks throwing bricks into the water. Every time he threw a brick he would look down into the water and curse. He did this for a very long time until Delbert came up to him.
- What are you doing? Asked Delbert.
- No matter how many times I throw one of these rectangular bricks into the water I keep getting circles.
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