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These are some lies we made up about Cinebar.
An extremely large canary has once in a while been witnessed in Ike Kinswa State Park around midnight pointing at the onlooker.
An Anchisaurus is every so often observed in the early morning hours hovering over Klickitat Prairie.
A giant ibex has been said to have been seen on one or two instances at Brian Dam at midnight enjoying the surroundings.
An extraterrestrial may every now and then be witnessed staggering through a Cinebar vicinity churchyard.
An martian vacationer from space has frequently been made out burning a bag next to a deserted road outside Cinebar at midnight.
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Ghost Sightings From Cinebar
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Ghost Sightings From Cinebar
Arthur: -Why is Otto the most common name in Minnesota?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - There's only two letters to remember.
How did Arthur die from drinking milk?
- The cow sat down.
Arthur and Delbert had bought a 9 foot tall truck. The two novice truckers in their 9 foot high truck came to a tunnel with a sign that said ''8 foot maximum height''.
-See any cops around? asked Arthur.
-Nope, said Delbert.
-OK, let's go for it!.
It's all women's fault that men lie all the time, they keep asking questions.
Why doesn't Arthur eat pickles?
- He can't get his heads into the jar.
Hilda: Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?
Gertrude: Yes I am; I married the wrong woman.
Arthur was walking down the street with a giraffe and got stopped by a police man.
- Where do you think you're going with that wild and dangerous animal? Asked the cop.
- Oh, I'm taking him to the zoo, said Arthur.
The cop thought that was probably ok since an animal like that belongs in the zoo and decided to let Arthur take his giraffe to the zoo.
But the next day Arthur came walking down the street again with the same giraffe.
Hey what's going on? asked the cop, I thought you took that giraffe to the zoo yesterday?
- Yes I did, and today I'm taking him to the movie theater.
Why do idiots open their milk cartons in the store?
It says ''Open here''.
A new teacher was nervous in her psychology courses. She started her class by saying ''Everyone who thinks they are stupid please stand up'' After a few seconds Arthur Jr. stood up. The teacher said ''Do you think you are stupid, Little Arthur?''
- No I just felt sorry for you being the only one standing up.
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