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These are some lies we made up about Chinook.
The ghost of an aged Indian chief has frequently been seen studying the view from the summit of Scarboro Hill after midnight. Based on what the folks who live here assert, this spirit likes scaring folks who come trying to find spirits in Chinook. One thing's for sure, it's a bloodcurdling ghost that should be steered clear of.
A black as coal cockroach that shifted shape into a lady is frequently made out on a dark night hovering across Hammond Boat Basin. Lots of locals claim this spirit may perhaps be a well-known days gone by inhabitant of Chinook. Whichever way, it's without a doubt a scary phantom that is rather not upset.
An enormous mule is known to have been spotted on many instances at Point Adams after midnight gazing down into the water.
The ghost of a young woman dressed as a maid may frequently be seen by South Jetty before dawn looking at the water.
The ghost of a down-and-out gentleman can be seen often attempting to hide a corpse in Brallier Swamp before dawn.
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Arthur was driving through the desert when suddenly his car stopped. He opened the hood but couldn't find anything wrong. After a while a black horse showed up.
- Fuel filter … fuel filter ... fuel filter, said the horse.
Fuel filter huh? Said Arthur.
He checked his fuel filter and it was clogged. He cleared it enough to get the car started again. He gave the horse a candy bar he had in the car as thanks and went on his way. A few miles down the road he pulled in for some gas and he told the gas station attendant the whole incredible story about the black horse and the fuel filter.
Well son, you were lucky that black horse came along, said the gas station attendant, there's a white horse around that area too but he doesn't know diddly doo about cars.
Mama Snail:
Ok kids, stop right here and wait at the side of the road for a while, there's a bus coming in three hours.
They had just started building the new local high-school and the construction manager was checking around the construction site. He noticed a man working there he had never seen before, which of course was nothing new since they hired new workers all the time. The thing that was odd about this one was that the way he was dressed.
- Who's that new guy over there mixing concrete, asked the manager, and why on earth is he wearing a suit??
- Oh him, said the foreman, that's Arthur, he's one of the teachers. He was here for the corner-stone ceremony and when he found out how much construction workers get paid he decided to stay.
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