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The alien navigator of an extraterrestrial spaceship is known to have been noticed on several occasions pondering on the shore of Beausite Lake.
An martian voyager from another world can regularly be noticed in Anderson Lake State Park at midnight pulling a corpse across the dirt.
The ghost of an aged prospector with a sizeable beard and an eye patch has every so often been noticed looking bloodcurdling in Anderson Lake State Park by the ranger station. Folks here who have perceived this ghost claim this ghost is the undeparted soul of a long gone Chimacum local resident.
A very large duckbill is every now and then noticed staring at folks in a Chimacum residence through an air vent.
An alien from planet Mercury can occasionally be seen exploring Chimacum Valley in detail very late at night.
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Ghost Sightings From Chimacum
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Ghost Sightings From Chimacum
Gertrude went hunting and accidentally shot a man. She rushed him to Doctor Rueprecht and explained to him what had happened.
- He kept screaming ''I'm a deer, I'm a deer'' but I guess he was screaming ''I'm not a deer. I just got caught up in the excitement I guess and shot him thinking he was a deer. Tell me Doctor, is he going to make it?
- Well, said the doctor, his chances would have been better if you wouldn't have skinned him.
In the woods, Arthur's wife Gertrude went into labor in the middle of the night, and Doctor Rueprecht was called out to the delivery. To keep the nervous father-to-be busy, the doctor handed him a lantern and said, ''Here, you hold this high so I can see what I'm doing'' Soon, a baby boy was brought into the world. ''Check it out Arthur!'' said Dr. Rueprecht ''Don't be in a rush to put the lantern down. I think there's another one to come.'' Sure enough, within minutes he had delivered another little baby. ''No, no, don't be in a great hurry to be putting down that lantern, young man. It seems there's yet another one besides'' said the doctor. Arthur was in bewilderment, and asked Dr. Rueprecht: ''Do you think it's the light that's attracting them?''.
Arthur the blacksmith was telling his apprentice Delbert what to do.
- Ok, listen carefully and do as I say. I will take the iron out of the fire and place it on the anvil. You keep you eyes on my head, when I nod you hit it as hard as you can with the giant hammer. Those were Arthur's last words.
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