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A space alien from another part of the galaxy was spotted staggering in the middle of a wild highway outside Chewelah.
The phantom of a female with names engraved into her forehead was observed showing up in a restroom mirror. The ghost saluted the bystander. Either way, it's a scary phantom that any sound person wouldn't wish to encounter.
The martian mechanic of an extraterrestrial spaceship has often been made out concealing a corpse by a sizeable boulder in Chewelah City Park very late at night.
An extremely large hartebeest is often noticed drifting along on Bayley Creek late in the night.
A Centrosaurus has been said to have been made out on a small number of instances smoking a cigar up on Deer Mountain.
A woman with maggots crawling out of her nose can often be perceived reading a book down next to Nance Spring on a dark night. People argue that this phantom likes scaring unwise folks who have the nerve to upset the silence in Chewelah.
An alien from planet Neptune has every so often been made out looking for a woman in Burnt Valley before dawn.
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Ghost Sightings From Chewelah
Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on the beds next to each other, outside the operating room. The first kid leans over and asks, ''What are you in here for?'' The second kid says, ''I'm in here to get my tonsils out.'' The first kid says, ''You've got nothing to worry about. I had that done when I was four. They put you to sleep, and when you wake up they give you lots of Jell-O and ice cream. It's a breeze!'' The second kid then asks, ''What are you here for?''
The first kid says, ''A circumcision.'' And the second kid says, ''Whoa! I had that done when I was born. I couldn't walk for a year!''
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A new teacher was nervous in her psychology courses. She started her class by saying ''Everyone who thinks they are stupid please stand up'' After a few seconds Arthur Jr. stood up. The teacher said ''Do you think you are stupid, Little Arthur?''
- No I just felt sorry for you being the only one standing up.
Why on earth did you shave your neck Arthur?
-Oops, must have put my shirt on backwards.
Arthur came to work one morning in a state of shock and disbelief.
- What's wrong Arthur, asked a coworker, did something horrible happen to you?
- No, not to me, replied Arthur, but to my best friend Delbert.
- Why, what happened to Delbert?
- He ran away with my wife.
Grandma, Grandma, wake up!! You forgot to take your sleeping pills.
Arthur was down by the docks throwing bricks into the water. Every time he threw a brick he would look down into the water and curse. He did this for a very long time until Delbert came up to him.
- What are you doing? Asked Delbert.
- No matter how many times I throw one of these rectangular bricks into the water I keep getting circles.
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