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These are some lies we made up about Cheney.
An ET from planet Jupiter may be seen frequently by a man hiking along a trail outside Cheney.
A huge squirrel has occasionally been observed having a seat on a couch in a residence in Cheney.
Julius Ceasar is occasionally perceived on the top of Bunker Hill around midnight monitoring the panorama.
An enormous burro has been said to have been witnessed on several occasions in a sail boat on Badger Lake sniveling.
A space alien from the cosmos was witnessed screaming by Big Swamp.
The extraterrestrial navigator of an extraterrestrial spacecraft materialized striding from residence to residence at midnight on a Cheney lane.
An extraterrestrial vacationer from another galaxy was noticed on the summit of one of the hills in the Lance Hills late in the night twinkling a flash light.
A Plateosaurus became visible frightening folks in Captain J Mullen Historical Monument before sunrise.
The ghost of a pregnant woman was spotted
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looking at the water by Chapman Lake Dam around midnight. The spirit didn't appear to be scared by the viewers.
A space invader from the Moon has repeatedly been seen turning toward the watcher by Pine Creek Drain.
A gigantic panda has purportedly been witnessed on frequent occasions taking a rest at a table in a Cheney home.
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space invader from the cosmos can be perceived very frequently staring at folks in a Cheney house through a door crack.
The alien pilot of an extraterrestrial spacecraft has from time to time been distinguished in a wild spot next to Cheney.
An extraterrestrial from Mars is every so often distinguished in Central Ferry State Park outside the park headquarters mounding stones.
The Wizard of Oz is rumored to have been spotted on many occasions gulping blood from a mug by the entrance to Lake Roosevelt National Recreation Area.
An ET from another planet can now and then be spotted waving to cars in the middle of a murky road near Cheney.
A huge puma has repeatedly been spotted gulping gas from a fuel pump at a refueling station in Cheney.
The phantom of a youthful guy in a winter coat is repeatedly seen talking into the night as if somebody in addition was in attendance.
Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart has allegedly been observed on many occasions walking a Bulldog at the stroke of midnight on a shady Cheney street.
A huge addax can regularly be made out staring through building windows in Cheney at the stroke of midnight.
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Ghost Sightings From Cheney
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Ghost Sightings From Cheney
They had just started building the new local high-school and the construction manager was checking around the construction site. He noticed a man working there he had never seen before, which of course was nothing new since they hired new workers all the time. The thing that was odd about this one was that the way he was dressed.
- Who's that new guy over there mixing concrete, asked the manager, and why on earth is he wearing a suit??
- Oh him, said the foreman, that's Arthur, he's one of the teachers. He was here for the corner-stone ceremony and when he found out how much construction workers get paid he decided to stay.
What do you call a hippie's wife?
Mississippi.
Delbert the farm worker went to pick up Arthur the farmer at the airport.
- Did anything unusual happen while I was gone Delbert?
- No, Arthur, nothing unusual.
- What's that in the back of the truck?
- The burned pigs.
- Burned pigs?
- Yes the barn burned down Arthur.
- The barn burned down?
- Yes, it was ignited by the burning house.
- The house burned down too?
- Yes, one of the candles fell over.
- Candles? What candles?
- The ones by your wife's coffin.
- My wife's coffin? Gertrude died!!?
- Yes, Gertrude fell off the roof.
- What was she doing on the roof?
- She was drunk.
- Well, that's nothing unusual.
- Right Arthur like I said, nothing unusual happened. .
Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.
Arthur had accidentally locked his keys in the car. Luckily a police car just passed by and they could help Arthur get his family out of the car.
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