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These are some lies we made up about Chelan Falls.
An alien from Saturn can be seen very often consuming a tomato in the center of Chelan River.
An alien from deep space has occasionally been seen laundering a blood-splattered scarf in Abbott Spring late at night.
The alien navigator of an extraterrestrial spacecraft is from time to time witnessed hovering by the side of a dark road next to Chelan Falls.
An enormous porpoise has been observed on numerous occasions gazing at the water by Chelan Dam around midnight.
Rapunzel can sometimes be witnessed up on the summit of Chelan Butte searching for a woman.
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Ghost Sightings From Chelan Falls
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Ghost Sightings From Chelan Falls
Little Arthur Junior was in the neighbors yard picking apples from a tree.
- What the hell you think you're doing kid!, The neighbor lady yelled as she came rushing out of her house.
-Stealing apples, little Arthur replied.
- Why you little #@%$& !!!, I'm going to tell your dad, where is he anyway?
- Up here mam, said a voice from the tree.
Divorce judge: Ms Gertrude, this court will see to it that you shall receive 2000 dollars a month in alimony
Arthur: Thank you very much your honor, I'll give her a few dollars myself too.
Grandma, Grandma, wake up!! You forgot to take your sleeping pills.
Arthur the Cannibal was having lunch with his friend Delbert the Cannibal.
- Delbert, I don't like my wife.
- At least eat your vegetables Arthur.
How did Arthur get killed ironing curtains ?
- He fell out of the window.
Arthur's mama is so fat she fell out of the couch on both sides.
YOU'RE LYING ! said the police interrogator to Arthur.
- No, I swear I was out of town the last two days of February.
- That's impossible! the last two days of February do not exist.
Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.
Delbert and Arthur were performing a strange ritual in the city park. Delbert was digging small holes in the ground with a spade, and Arthur was walking behind him filling the holes with a spade.
- What exacly are you guys doing? Asked a man who was passing by.
- We're planting flowers, said Arthur, usually Douglas is here too, but he's ill today, he's the one that puts the seed in the ground.
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