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These are some lies we made up about Chelan.
Ferdinand Magellan may be distinguished over and over again sitting on a bench in a house in Chelan.
A huge burro has every so often been noticed contemplating by a streetlight in Chelan.
The ghost of an old guy with a large white mustache is occasionally witnessed next to the water at Spaders Bay scaring folks.
An extraterrestrial from another part of the galaxy has supposedly been observed on a few occasions strolling from mobile home to mobile home around midnight on a Chelan residential street.
A gargantuan civet was witnessed calling names of people up on Chelan Butte.
A woman with a machete sticking out of her head showed up at Chelan Dam in the early morning hours looking terrifying. The spirit did not seem to be worried by the viewers.
The phantom of a female with a plastic bag fastened around her head was noticed in Chelan Butte State Wildlife Area late at night hiding a dead body by a large boulder. The phantom acknowledged
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the presence of the viewer.
A space alien emerged relaxing at the kitchen counter in a Chelan flat.
A partly translucent guy clad as the captain of a freight ship was perceived in Bergman Gulch in the early morning hours going out of control. When the ghost was made out it disappeared into the air.
A colossal chinchilla was distinguished
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gazing at people in a Chelan home through a window.
An extraterrestrial traveler from another planet is often noticed in a secluded spot next to Chelan.
A big terrifying ghost has been distinguished on one or two instances by Chelan River glugging down blood from a jar.
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Ghost Sightings From Chelan
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Ghost Sightings From Chelan
I'm a healthy guy, I don’t smoke and I don’t drink either.
- Damn, I forgot my cigarettes at the bar again.
Arthur and Delbert were out in the woods hunting. Suddenly Arthur got some sort of seizure, started shaking and fell lifeless to the ground. Delbert didn't know what to do, he called 911 at once.
- Please help! My friend is dead I think, he looks dead but I'm not sure, what do I do?
- Ok sir, first of all make sure he's really dead.
- Ok, just a moment . . BANG ! (a gun is fired) . . Ok, he's dead for sure, now what?.
Knock Knock
Who's there!
Sit!
Sit who?
Sit down and be quiet !.
As Arthur was trying to pack for vacation, his 3-year-old Arthur Jr. was having a wonderful time playing on the bed. At one point, he said, ''Daddy, look at my fingers'' Trying to keep him happy and entertained, He reached out and stuck his fingers in his mouth and said, ''Daddy's eating your fingers!'' He was pretending to eat them. Then he had to rush out of the room again. When he returned, Junior was standing on the bed staring at his fingers with a devastated look on the face. I said, ''What's wrong?'' ''Daddy Daddy, where's my booger?''.
At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked Arthur who was a witness. ''Isn't it true?'' he bellowed, ''that you accepted ten thousand dollars to compromise this case.'' Arthur stared out the window, as though he hadn't heard the question. The prosecutor again shouted, ''Isn't it true that you accepted ten thousand dollars to compromise this case?'' Arthur still did not respond. Finally, the judge leaned over and said, ''Sir, please answer the question.'' ''Oh, I thought he was talking to you'', Arthur said.
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