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These are some lies we made up about Chattaroy.
A very large basilisk has now and then been distinguished chucking pebbles into the current at Bear Creek in the early morning hours before sunrise.
A woman with a spear in her head is sometimes seen chucking pieces of wood down next to Sheets Spring on a dark night. Whatever folks verbalize, it's a terrifying ghost that is rather not messed with.
The ghost of a young-looking Indian fighter has purportedly been observed on many instances in the early morning hours before sunrise looking across Big Meadows. Lots of folks who live here say this spirit may very well be a famous old days local of Chattaroy.
The extraterrestrial technician of an alien spaceship may every now and then be observed at Reflection Lake North Dam at midnight slurping blood from a bottle.
The spirit of a tough lumberjack hauling a sizeable axe is frequently witnessed before sunrise checking out Green Bluff. Folks who have distinguished this spirit argue this spirit is the
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stressed soul of a long dead Chattaroy local resident.
The creepy ghost of a Gaul has purportedly been spotted on one or two occasions cutting grass in the front yard of an apartment in Chattaroy. A local person declares that this ghost is the ghost of a visitor that was murdered while journeying through Chattaroy before the present.
A gentleman that turned into a vampire can often be spotted up on the top of Layton Hill smoking a pipe.
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Ghost Sightings From Chattaroy
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Ghost Sightings From Chattaroy
Arthur: -What is the difference between a fly and a mosquito?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - A mosquito can fly but a fly cant mosquito.
I'm a healthy guy, I don’t smoke and I don’t drink either.
- Damn, I forgot my cigarettes at the bar again.
Arthur: -Why is Otto the most common name in Minnesota?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - There's only two letters to remember.
They had just started building the new local high-school and the construction manager was checking around the construction site. He noticed a man working there he had never seen before, which of course was nothing new since they hired new workers all the time. The thing that was odd about this one was that the way he was dressed.
- Who's that new guy over there mixing concrete, asked the manager, and why on earth is he wearing a suit??
- Oh him, said the foreman, that's Arthur, he's one of the teachers. He was here for the corner-stone ceremony and when he found out how much construction workers get paid he decided to stay.
How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
His lips are moving.
Do you smoke Arthur? Asked Doctor Rueprecht.
- No.
- That's too bad, it would have done you good to quit.
Arthur: -When is a car not a car?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -When it turns into a drive way.
Arthur, have you been getting enough iron?
Yes, I chew my nails every day Doctor Rueprecht.
A duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender:
- Got bread?
- No.
- Got bread?
- No Mr. Duck, we don't have any bread.
- Oh, Ok then. Doy ou have any bread?
- I already told you you stupid duck, we don’t have any bread now if you ask me one more time I'll grab you by the neck and nail your beak to the counter!
- Got nails?
- No.
- Got bread?.
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