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A space alien may repeatedly be noticed studying Centerville Valley in detail around midnight.
The ghost of an aged female grasping a revolver may be perceived frequently in the early morning hours before sunrise staring over Klickitat Valley.
Count Dracula has sometimes been seen at Blockhouse Creek before dawn tossing rocks into the flow.
An extraterrestrial tourist from space is sometimes spotted grasping a human headbone up on the peak of Blockhouse Butte.
A space alien from another planet has been noticed on frequent instances by The Slide shouting.
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Grandma, Grandma, wake up!! You forgot to take your sleeping pills. Arthur and Delbert had kidnapped the wife of a very wealthy man. They sent the hostage to collect the ransom. Arthur's son Arthur Junior was saying his bed-time prayers and Arthur was listening in from behind the door, he finished by saying ''Bless Mom and Dad and Grandma, and Rest in Peace Grandpa.'' Arthur thought that was a strange thing to say since Grandpa was still alive and well. But the next day Grandpa died of a sudden massive heart attack. Arthur of course thought that was spooky but it was probably a coincidence. But a few months later it happened again, Arthur's son finished his prayer with ''Bless Mom and Dad, and Rest in Peace Grandma''. The next day Arthur's mother-in-law died unexpectadly. Old people die all the time figured Arthur, it's just a concidence. But a few months later he overheard his sons prayer again, this time it ended with ''Bless Mom, and Rest in Peace Dad''. This is bad thought Arthur. The next day he called in sick but didn't tell his wife Gertrude. He left the house very early before any other cars were out and drove very carefully to the nearest hospital. He sat down in the reception area and just sat there all day, he figured if he gets sick suddenly he'll have a better chance here at the hospital. He sat there until midnight and then he went home feeling very relieved. - When he got home his wife looked very emotional. ''Where have you been all day I tried to call you at work, something horrible has happened. Your best friend Delbert got hit by a garbage truck and died.''.
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