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These are some lies we made up about Cathlamet.
A space alien from another galaxy emerged looking at an old woman sleeping in a bed in a trailer in Cathlamet.
A colossal peccary was noticed stacking rocks at Cougar Creek Reservoir Dam in the early morning hours before sunrise.
A gargantuan dog was witnessed in Cathlamet City Park at midnight hauling a body across the ground.
Galileo has often been seen trying on a hat in a Cathlamet residence.
A gargantuan leopard is repeatedly witnessed at night leading a directed exploration of Crown Point to a troop of spirits.
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Ghost Sightings From Cathlamet
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Ghost Sightings From Cathlamet
Arthur was sitting in the bathtub shivering.
- G G Gertrude D d d dear.. C c call D d doctor R R Rueprecht and ask him if I really need to take these pills with cold water.
A Nightcrawler gentleman was out for a walk on a fine day and met a pretty looking Nightcrawler lady.
- Good day Mr. Nightcrawler, said the lady, would you like to come back to my place?
- I would love to mam, but aren't you married?
- Oh don't worry, my husband went fishing.
Cowboy Arthur had just bought two horses from a local horse trader but had a hard time telling them apart. He decided to cut off one ear on one of the horses. But a few days later the other horse got his ear stuck in a gate and tore it off so now he couldn't tell them apart again.
So he came up with the idea to cut the tail off one of them. But the same night the other horse accidentally stuck his tail in the campfire and it burned off completely and the two horses looked the same to Cowboy Arthur again.
Arthur was out of ideas but one day his cousin Arthur came to visit. Arthur was a veterinarian, he suggested that he would amputate the legs on one of the horses to be able to tell them apart. Arthur thought that was a great idea and he had Arthur perform the procedure the same day.
- Wow cousin Arthur, that did it. The black horse is three feet shorter than the white horse now, no way I'll get 'em mixed up now.
Wow, thanks for taking me on this helicopter ride Delbert, this is my first time in a helicopter you know. What's that big thing spinning on top of our heads anyway?
- That's the air conditioner Arthur. Last time I went it stopped and the pilot started sweating like a pig.
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