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These are some lies we made up about Cashmere.
A space man from outer space showed up in a Cashmere apartment.
The alien pilot of an unidentified flying object was perceived in Ardetta Park very late at night dragging a dead body over the grass.
An extremely large seal emerged examining Brender Canyon in detail late in the night.
A large creepy beast was seen by Peshastin Pinnacles appearing chilling.
A chilling being is frequently noticed staggering in the middle of a secluded highway right next door to Cashmere. A resident declares that this ghost is in all probability the struggling ghost of a local resident who used to live here in Cashmere.
A gargantuan bison has allegedly been perceived on several occasions becoming visible in a bathroom mirror.
The ghost of a miner can repeatedly be made out gazing at the vista from the pinnacle of Blag Mountain on a dark night.
The ghost of a man outfitted as a car mechanic may be perceived frequently at midnight drifting by on Bear Gulch.
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extraterrestrial from the Moon has every now and then been distinguished sitting in a chair in an apartment near Cashmere.
A space alien from another solar system is occasionally perceived by Dryden Diversion Dam after midnight gazing at the water.
An alien has been said to have been witnessed on a small number of occasions late at night
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glancing across Camas Land.
The ghost of a man having on a police force uniform can every now and then be perceived at the stroke of midnight chasing a passing pickup on a dark highway near Cashmere. One of the residents decisively declares that this ghost is the undeparted spirit of a long dead Cashmere local resident. No matter what, this ghost indisputably is creepy; one that you shouldn't go seeking.
The ghost of a security guard with a bullet hole in his forehead is regularly observed in the backseat of a Jeep by the driver seeing the phantom in her rear view mirror after midnight. One thing is for guaranteed, this is a nasty ghost that should be steered clear of.
An martian explorer from another part of the galaxy has been seen on frequent instances by a person canoeing in a river outside Cashmere.
A space alien from Pluto may often be made out staring in Daroga State Park near the ranger station.
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Grandma, Grandma, wake up!! You forgot to take your sleeping pills.
Divorce judge: Ms Gertrude, this court will see to it that you shall receive 2000 dollars a month in alimony
Arthur: Thank you very much your honor, I'll give her a few dollars myself too.
A note from an kindergarten teacher says: If you promise not to believe everything Arthur Jr. says about what happened in the classroom today, I promise not to believe everything he ever said happened at home.
The small plane was going down with Arthur, Delbert and Douglas who was the pilot.
-Oh oh this is bad, said Douglas, we only have 2 parachutes .
Arthur quickly grabbed a parachute and jumped out.
Oh well, said Delbert. I guess the pilot has to go down with his plane, sorry buddy I'm gonna have to take the last chute, nice knowing you.
- Don't worry, said Douglas, Arthur took my backpack.
YOU'RE LYING ! said the police interrogator to Arthur.
- No, I swear I was out of town the last two days of February.
- That's impossible! the last two days of February do not exist.
Arthur, do you know what the difference between a horse's rear and a mailbox is?
- No Delbert I don't.
- Well, I'm sure as hell not sending you to mail any letters.
Arthur was walking down the street with a giraffe and got stopped by a police man.
- Where do you think you're going with that wild and dangerous animal? Asked the cop.
- Oh, I'm taking him to the zoo, said Arthur.
The cop thought that was probably ok since an animal like that belongs in the zoo and decided to let Arthur take his giraffe to the zoo.
But the next day Arthur came walking down the street again with the same giraffe.
Hey what's going on? asked the cop, I thought you took that giraffe to the zoo yesterday?
- Yes I did, and today I'm taking him to the movie theater.
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