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These are some lies we made up about Carson.
A space invader from Pluto came into view having a seat on a bench in a building in Carson.
The phantom of a doctor with a blood-covered uniform was noticed piling bricks beneath a streetlight in Carson. The ghost was indifferent that there was somebody other nearby.
A giant seal appeared covering a body by a sizeable boulder in Lang Forest State Park very late at night.
The ghost of a gentleman carrying a blood-covered spear was made out down near the water at Anderson Point trying to find a box. When the eye witness appeared the phantom ran away.
An enormous mongoose has regularly been made out on the apex of Buck Mountain at the stroke of midnight looking at the panorama.
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Ghost Sightings From Carson
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Arthur gets pulled over for speeding.
Cop: - License and registration please. You were driving 50 in a 35 sir.
Arthur: - No officer, I'm pretty sure I was only driving maybe 40.
Arthur's wife Gertrude: - Officer, officer, I aw the speedometer, he was driving 53 exactly.
Cop: - I appreciate your honesty, ok 53 it is then. Also sir, are you aware that your tail light is out?
Arthur: - Oh really, I had no clue, thank you for telling me officer I'll have that fixed right away.
Gertrude: - Officer, officer, that light has been out for a month, I've been bugging him to fix it every single day.
Arthur turns to his wife and screams: - SHUT UP YOU @#$%&@ IDIOT!
Cop: - Mam, does he always talk that way to you?
- Only when he's drunk.
Health advice by Doctor Rueprecht:
- If you eat an apple a day for 36500 days you will live to be 100.
In the woods, Arthur's wife Gertrude went into labor in the middle of the night, and Doctor Rueprecht was called out to the delivery. To keep the nervous father-to-be busy, the doctor handed him a lantern and said, ''Here, you hold this high so I can see what I'm doing'' Soon, a baby boy was brought into the world. ''Check it out Arthur!'' said Dr. Rueprecht ''Don't be in a rush to put the lantern down. I think there's another one to come.'' Sure enough, within minutes he had delivered another little baby. ''No, no, don't be in a great hurry to be putting down that lantern, young man. It seems there's yet another one besides'' said the doctor. Arthur was in bewilderment, and asked Dr. Rueprecht: ''Do you think it's the light that's attracting them?''.
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