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These are some lies we made up about Carnation.
The extraterrestrial commander of an alien spaceship has supposedly been made out on a few occasions poking around in mailboxes in the early morning hours in Carnation.
A space invader from planet Mars can often be witnessed very late at night fluttering across Tolt Hill Flat.
A frightening being can be distinguished frequently crying out people's names at Lake Marcel Dam on a dark night. Scores of local residents say this ghost gets pleasure from terrifying folks who come trying to find ghosts in Carnation.
The ghost of a man clothed as a janitor has every now and then been spotted by Green Slough looking menacing.
One of the three Little Pigs is sometimes perceived staring at the vista from the top of Novelty Hill on a dark night.
A space invader from another solar system can from time to time be perceived in a Carnation school in the early morning hours before sunrise strolling the hallways.
A massive doe was noticed in
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a mirror in a Carnation house; the ghost was solely to be seen in the mirror.
The martian commander of an alien spacecraft emerged hollowing out a nook in Duvall Park on a dark night.
Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart was spotted in a house next to Carnation.
A woman with a moderately transparent body became visible at the stroke of midnight
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conducting a conducted tour of Big Bend to a cluster of ghosts. The witness escaped after she witnessed the ghost. Locals who have seen this ghost say this ghost may very well be a renowned yesteryear dweller of Carnation.
The ghost of a security guard with a bullet hole in his forehead was seen by Adair Creek trying to find a bag. The spirit didn't care that there was somebody else in attendance. Regardless of what people exclaim, it's undeniably a creepy ghost that you shouldn't go trying to locate.
A gargantuan lamb has often been perceived in a Carnation area auto part store, wandering the aisles.
An extraterrestrial traveler from deep space is repeatedly perceived in Bridle Trails State Park near the park headquarters smoking a pipe.
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Ghost Sightings From Carnation
Little Arthur Junior was starting his first day at a new school and his father talked to the teacher to tell her that little Arthur was a big gambler. She said that it was no problem and she has seen worse than that. After Little Arthur's first day at his new school his father called the teacher to see how it went. She said, ''I think I broke his gambling''. The father asked how and she said, ''He bet me $2.00 that I had a mole on my butt, so I pulled down my pants and won his money.''
''DAMN!? said the father. ''What's wrong?'', the teacher asked. Little Arthur's father said, ''This morning he bet me $50.00 he would see his teacher's butt before the day was over!''.
Arthur comes home to find his wife Gertrude in bed with another man. ''What are you doing'' he yells.
The wife whispers to her lover: ''I told you he was stupid!''.
Arthur: -How can you tell if a mummy has a cold?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -He starts coffin.
Four is my lucky number. When I was four I found a 4 pound gold nugget in the back yard. I won 4 million dollars on the lottery on April 4th 2004. Last week when I turned 44 I went out to the horse race track and put every penny I own on horse number 4 in the 4th race.
- Wow Arthur! Did you win?
- No Delbert, he came in 4th I'm afraid.
Arthur and Delbert had bought a 9 foot tall truck. The two novice truckers in their 9 foot high truck came to a tunnel with a sign that said ''8 foot maximum height''.
-See any cops around? asked Arthur.
-Nope, said Delbert.
-OK, let's go for it!.
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