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These are some lies we made up about Carlton.
A black bat that shifted shape into a woman may be perceived over and over again mounted on a scooter on a gloomy road near Carlton.
An ET has occasionally been noticed in the center of Ben Creek sobbing.
An martian vacationer from the cosmos has allegedly been seen on frequent occasions looking in Ben Canyon very late at night.
An ET from Saturn can every now and then be observed monitoring the view from the highest spot of Hungry Mountain around midnight.
The ghost of a destitute man was perceived fluttering over McCall Basin very late at night. The witness was terrified and fled. In any case, it in all certainty is a chilling ghost that any commonsensical person wouldn't wish to bump into.
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Ghost Sightings From Carlton
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Ghost Sightings From Carlton
Arthur! what is that awful smell? It stinks to high heaven, did you poop your pants or something?
- Don’t be silly Delbert, I'm 35 years old, of course I didn’t soil my pants!
- No Arthur, it's coming from your pants, you must have pooped your pants! Let me check your pants man!
- I certainly did not soil my pants, but if you must check then go ahead.
-Alright Arthur, I'll check your pants...(checking pants)....- #$%@&#% this is disgusting, your pants are full of poop, you did poop your pants man!
Yes Delbert, but that was yesterday.
Arthur had been a car mechanic ever since he dropped out of high school, he died young at the age of 34. When he met Saint Peter at the gates of heaven he asked:
- Saint Peter, why did you let me die so young?
- Well now Arthur, based on how many hours you've been charging your customers according to your accounting records you are 95 years old.
A note from an kindergarten teacher says: If you promise not to believe everything Arthur Jr. says about what happened in the classroom today, I promise not to believe everything he ever said happened at home.
Arthur called the airline:
- Hello, if I take the 10:23 flight from JFK to LAX how long will it take to get there?
- One moment sir.
- Wow! That fast! Thanks, said Arthur and hung up.
Delbert, I'm so glad that fish I caught yesterday got away.
- Glad?
- Yeah Delbert, there wasn't enough space for the both of us in the boat.
Hello, this is Arthur in room 234, I would like to order a wake-up call.
- Ok sir, when?
- Right now please. Thanks Bye. . Arthur hangs up.
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