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A Tyrannosaurus is every so often witnessed taking a rest on the floor in a building in Carbonado.
A giant parrot is known to have been witnessed on many instances on the top of Brooks Hill at the stroke of midnight staring at the vista.
A gargantuan wildcat may occasionally be perceived at Kepka Lake Dam in the early morning hours before sunrise howling.
A man lacking a head has regularly been witnessed striding from house to house late at night on a Carbonado residential street. Regardless of what, this is an unsympathetic ghost that you would not want to run into after midnight.
An incredibly menacing ghost is frequently spotted having a seat at a table in a Carbonado building. Regardless of what folks utter, it undoubtedly is a frightening ghost that any sensible person would not want to run into.
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Ghost Sightings From Carbonado
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Ghost Sightings From Carbonado
Boss! There's a man here, he says it’s about a bill.
- Uhoh! Tell him I'm not here, tell him I'm sick today or something.
- Ok, boss.
A bit later.
- Is he gone?
Yes boss, he said don’t worry, he'll come back and pay the bill next month instead.
Arthur and Delbert had bought a 9 foot tall truck. The two novice truckers in their 9 foot high truck came to a tunnel with a sign that said ''8 foot maximum height''.
-See any cops around? asked Arthur.
-Nope, said Delbert.
-OK, let's go for it!.
Arthur are you cold?
- Yes, Delbert, I am.
- Get into the corner, it's 90 degrees.
It was Arthur's 100th birthday and he was reminiscing about his 90th birthday.
- I remember it as if it was yesterday, he said, we were sitting out in the yard eating birthday cake.
- No that's impossible, said his great grand daughter, your birthday is in January, the yard would have been covered by three feet of snow.
- Yes, you are right, that must have been my 80th birthday then.
Arthur and Gertrude had a car accident while driving to a church to get married. Now they are both together again in heaven. They really want to get married , so they discussed their need with St. Peter who promised to help them out. However, they haven't heard from him for 10 years. After 20 years has passed he came to them with a priest. They finally got married and lived happily together for 5 years. Arthur came to see St. Peter asking if he could help him since the marriage was not going well. He asked him ''could you help us get divorce?'' St. Peter answered, ''Are you kidding?!! It took me twenty years to find a priest up here. How am I gonna find you a lawyer?'' .
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