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These are some lies we made up about Camas.
A creepy skeleton was spotted looking at the surroundings at Clark Reservoir Dam late in the night. The onlooker fled after he spotted the ghost. It's been alleged that this precise ghost is that of a person who had a house here in Camas in the past.
A space man from another part of the galaxy was witnessed at Sundial Beach before dawn looking at the waves beside the water's edge.
A space invader was distinguished in Arata Creek burning a photo.
Nicolaus Copernicus has often been spotted before dawn examining Grass Valley in detail.
A gentleman that shifted shape into a vampire has been spotted on several occasions on the shore of Fairview Lake having a slice of pizza.
A glowing human figure may frequently be perceived in a residence in Camas. If you listen to the locals, this phantom likes scaring people who are brave enough to disrupt the quiet in Camas.
An extremely large civet may be perceived very frequently chatting into
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the air by Broughton Bluff.
The ghost of a pregnant lady has now and then been noticed hauling a dead body over rocks in Aspen-Highland City Park in the early morning hours before sunrise.
An martian vacationer from another solar system is now and then noticed soaring across English Pit late at night.
A gargantuan wolf has been
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said to have been perceived on one or two instances in a Camas building.
The Pied Piper can now and then be distinguished staggering beside a desolate road in close proximity to Camas.
The ghost of a youthful gentleman dressed in a jacket has often been spotted struggling out of Columbia Slough drenched in mud after midnight. Based on what the local residents argue, this ghost gets pleasure from scaring foolish people who come seeking ghosts in Camas. No matter what, it is certainly a bloodcurdling ghost that you would not want to bump into in the early morning hours.
A very large cow is often perceived on the apex of Chamberlain Hill before dawn monitoring the panorama.
A beheaded guy has purportedly been perceived on a handful of instances reasoning down by the water at Cottonwood Point. Scores of residents declare this ghost may be the soul of a person who lived here who passed on here in Camas some time ago.
An alien from space may often be seen sitting on a sofa in a building in the neighborhood of Camas.
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space man may be distinguished often at midnight sprinting after a passing Dodge on a shadowy highway right next door to Camas.
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Ghost Sightings From Camas
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How did Arthur get killed ironing curtains ?
- He fell out of the window.
Acme electric home repair service had just hired Arthur as an electrician, his first assignment was to fix an old lady's doorbell. He came back after an hour and told his boss:
- Well, I went over there and I must have rang the doorbell at least 20 times but no one opened so I left.
Arthur: -Why do church bells never send e-mails?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -They'd rather give each other a ring.
How do you confuse an idiot?
- Don't know?
- Four. . . . Are you confused?.
Arthur, does your dog bite?
- No Delbert, he doesn't.
- Oh good, I'll pet it then. Cute doggy doggy ..AAAAGHH. He bit me, you said your dog didn't bite.
- That's not my dog.
Arthur: -What will seven days of dieting do to you?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -They make one weak (week).
BEEP BEEP BEEP - We interrupt this radio broadcast for an urgent traffic announcement, a vehicle is driving the wrong direction on I-5, please watch out for this vehicle.
- Did you hear that, a car going the wrong way, that's the dumbest thing I ever heard, says the old-timer to his wife, there's hundreds of 'em!.
Arthur's mama's so holy; she thinks nuns dress too provocatively.
Why do women use make-up and perfume?
- Because they're ugly and they smell bad.
Bigamy and monogamy is the same thing Delbert.
- How's that Arthur?
- One wife too many.
Arthur: -What are Brazilian fans called ?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Brazil nuts !.
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