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A bloodcurdling skeleton showed up in a building in Burlington. This is one of those ghosts that is spotted repeatedly nearby. Either way, this is a nasty phantom that you shouldn't go trying to locate.
An alien tourist from another solar system was witnessed by Olympia Marsh demolishing a map.
A space man from Jupiter came into sight gazing at the vista from the summit of Burlington Hill late in the night.
An Allosaurus was spotted at the stroke of midnight glancing across Butler Flat.
A gentleman that turned into a vampire was perceived in a Burlington trailer. The witness ran off right after he noticed the ghost.
A space invader from another part of the galaxy has often been distinguished walking next to a secluded highway outside Burlington.
A shining human person is frequently witnessed hauling a corpse from the freezing water of Brickyard Creek before sunrise.
The alien technician of an unidentified flying object
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has allegedly been distinguished on a few instances sniveling in Donovan State Park before sunrise.
The spirit of a youthful guy in a jacket can regularly be witnessed emerging in a bedroom mirror. In any case, it certainly is a bloodcurdling spirit that is preferably not disrupted.
An extraterrestrial vacationer from deep space can be
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made out repeatedly in Lake Chelan National Recreation Area at the ranger station trying to express something.
A space man from the Moon has now and then been observed at midnight sprinting after a passing Toyota on a dark highway right next door to Burlington.
An extremely large porpoise is now and then spotted picking flowers in the side yard of a residence in Burlington.
A beheaded gentleman has been said to have been noticed on a few occasions outside Anderson Lake State Park calling names. According to what the folks who live here argue, this ghost could be a famous days gone by local of Burlington.
An enormous koodoo may every so often be observed by a woman hiking along a trail in close proximity to Burlington.
Genghis Khan has regularly been distinguished resting in an armchair in a house in Burlington.
A woman with her head and both legs amputated is regularly witnessed going nuts underneath a streetlamp in Burlington. Regardless of what folks express, this is a horrible phantom that you
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do not want to come across after midnight.
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Arthur comes home to find his wife Gertrude in bed with another man. ''What are you doing'' he yells.
The wife whispers to her lover: ''I told you he was stupid!''.
Arthur had a new job on a cruise ship as an onboard magician, he had a nightly magic show to entertain the guests. At every show there was this clever but annoying kid in the audience who kept exposing the tricks. He would say things like ''the card's in his sleeve'', or ''the handkerchief is under the table cloth''. This made Arthur very angry but he put up with it since he wanted to keep his job on the ship.
One evening during the magic show the boat hit an uncharted underwater cliff and sank. Everyone on board drowned except Arthur and the annoying kid who both managed to climb up on an upside-down table from the ship that was floating around in the water.
They sat on the table for day and night, the kid didn't say a word, he just sat there quietly. Arthur didn't mind the silence at all. After 5 days the kid finally spoke.
- Alright alright, I give up, where did you hide the boat?.
Gertrude was making breakfast for Arthur and the kids in the morning when Arthur rushes into the kitchen acting hysterically.
MORE EGGS!! MORE EGGS!! You need to use more eggs. MORE BUTTER TOO!! And MORE SALT!! NO NOT THAT MUCH!! NO NOT THERE OVER THERE!! Why don't you listen to me when you're cooking?? I said MORE EGGS!! no that's too many AAAHHH! TURN THEM OVER NOW!! HURRY! I SAID NOW!! More salt there, no not there I said THERE!! AAAAHH!! YOU'RE RUINING BREAKFAST!!
- Calm down Arthur, what's gotten into you?
- Oh nothing dear, I just wanted you to know how I feel when I'm driving.
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