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These are some lies we made up about Burbank.
A space invader from planet Saturn was perceived in Hood Park after midnight hauling a dead body across the dirt.
A beheaded man has regularly been distinguished floating along on Snake River late in the night. In any event, it is indisputably a bloodcurdling ghost that should be avoided.
A colossal elephant is repeatedly spotted repositioning orbs around in Lower Smith Canyon at midnight.
The phantom of a nurse with a bloody uniform can regularly be made out looking menacing up on the highest spot of The Butte.
A space man from space can be perceived often by Burbank Slough looking wrathfully at the watcher.
The alien mechanic of an unidentified flying object has every so often been observed sitting on a sofa in a house close to Burbank.
An enormous ewe has supposedly been observed on numerous occasions down at Bowden Springs on a dark night going bananas.
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Arthur was trying to make it as an artist. He was trying to sell a painting of his named ''Grazing Cow''.
- It looks great, said the potential buyer, but why isn’t there any grass in the picture?
- Well, said Arthur, the cow ate all the grass so there's no grass left.
-Hmm, yeah, ok but what about the cow? Why isn't there a cow in the picture?
- Well, the cow left after all the grass was eaten.
Arthur! what is that awful smell? It stinks to high heaven, did you poop your pants or something?
- Don’t be silly Delbert, I'm 35 years old, of course I didn’t soil my pants!
- No Arthur, it's coming from your pants, you must have pooped your pants! Let me check your pants man!
- I certainly did not soil my pants, but if you must check then go ahead.
-Alright Arthur, I'll check your pants...(checking pants)....- #$%@&#% this is disgusting, your pants are full of poop, you did poop your pants man!
Yes Delbert, but that was yesterday.
The oldest of the three vampire brothers came home late on evening with a big smile and blood stains on his face.
- Where have you been? Asked his brothers.
- You see that town over there, I went there and satisfied my thirst for blood.
The next night the middle brother came home with blood stains and a big smile.
- Where did you go brother? Asked his brothers.
- You see that farm over there, I went there and satisfied my thirst for blood.
The next night the youngest brother came home with blood on his face and a big bump on his head.
- Where have you been brother, asked his brothers.
- You see that stone wall over there, I didn't see that.
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