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An extremely large coati is known to have been made out on many occasions concealing a dead body by a large rock in Bucoda Volunteer Park around midnight.
An ET from the cosmos can frequently be witnessed looking over Frost Prairie very late at night.
A lady grasping her head underneath her arm may be noticed over and over again next to the waterfront at Pond Number 1-A looking.
A space alien has occasionally been spotted trying to grip something up on the apex of Blumaer Hill.
The alien crew member of a flying saucer is now and then perceived seated on a bench in a house in Bucoda.
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The town reverend had called together a special town meeting to expose the wickedness of the local casino.
- Who's the richest man in this town? Well let me tell you, it's the casino owner. Who's got the nicest car? the casino owner. Who's got the biggest house? Again the casino owner! And who's paying for all of this? You people are, by spending your hard earned cash in his casino! You people must all stop gambling at the casino or else you will just get poorer and poorer.
The speech made a great impression on Arthur, the local bookstore owner. The next day he met the reverend in front of his book store.
- Reverend, I want to thank you for opening my eyes and letting me see the true nature of gambling and how it robs good people of their livelyhood.
- Well I'm very glad to hear that, I take it you have given up gambling then?
- Hell no, said Arthur, I'm converting my bookstore into a casino.
Arthur said he knew a man with a wooden leg named Douglas. So I asked him ''What was the name of his other leg?''.
Do you have any mail for me today?
Well, let's see, what's your name?
It's on the envelope.
Four is my lucky number. When I was four I found a 4 pound gold nugget in the back yard. I won 4 million dollars on the lottery on April 4th 2004. Last week when I turned 44 I went out to the horse race track and put every penny I own on horse number 4 in the 4th race.
- Wow Arthur! Did you win?
- No Delbert, he came in 4th I'm afraid.
Arthur's mama is so fat she fell out of the couch on both sides.
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