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These are some lies we made up about Brush Prairie.
A massive elk is often spotted glancing across Fifth Plain at night.
The ghost of a guy having half his head not there has supposedly been observed on a handful of instances smoking a pipe in Battle Ground State Park late in the night. Locals allege that this ghost may well be a famous days gone by local of Brush Prairie.
The ghost of a young woman in a blood-covered dress may regularly be perceived laundering a bloody bed sheet in Salmon Falls at midnight. One thing's for certain, it's without a doubt a frightening ghost that you shouldn't go searching for.
The martian pilot of a UFO has every now and then been seen gazing at the water by Nelson Dam after midnight.
The ghost of a 9 feet huge man is every so often seen sitting at the kitchen counter in a Brush Prairie building sobbing.
An martian explorer from deep space is rumored to have been witnessed on frequent occasions tossing boulders into the flowing water at Buck Creek
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at the stroke of midnight.
A huge eland can now and then be witnessed being carried by a stallion alongside a road near Brush Prairie.
A Chupacabra is frequently distinguished marching through a flat close to Brush Prairie.
A very large frog may repeatedly be witnessed up on the peak of Bells Mountain shining a kerosene lamp.
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huge mink can be spotted frequently at a coin operated phone in Brush Prairie using the phone.
The ghost of an adolescent girl has once in a while been made out repositioning orbs about in Ainsworth State Park outside the park headquarters. A resident asserts that this phantom is probably the undeparted phantom of a local person who used to dwell here in Brush Prairie. Nonetheless, this spirit sure is frightening; one that should be let alone.
A person with a skeleton face wearing gloomy robes is now and then spotted marching through a Brush Prairie neighborhood cemetery.
A wandering phantom has purportedly been spotted on a handful of occasions at Mount Rainier National Park facing the observer.
A gargantuan bighorn can sometimes be made out staring irritably at the bystander beside a secluded road near Brush Prairie in the early morning hours before sunrise.
The phantom of an airline pilot was witnessed being in a forsaken structure in Brush Prairie. This ghost is fantastically active in this neighborhood;
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there have been many other sightings of this precise ghost. A number of of the people who live here declare this phantom is the tormented soul of a long gone Brush Prairie local resident.
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Ghost Sightings From Brush Prairie
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Ghost Sightings From Brush Prairie
The mood was depressed at the brewery. Arthur, one of the most senior workers had drowned in the big beer tank.
- Did he suffer much? Asked his widow Gertrude sobbing.
- I don’t think so mam. He climbed out three times to go to the bathroom before he died.
Little Arthur Junior was starting his first day at a new school and his father talked to the teacher to tell her that little Arthur was a big gambler. She said that it was no problem and she has seen worse than that. After Little Arthur's first day at his new school his father called the teacher to see how it went. She said, ''I think I broke his gambling''. The father asked how and she said, ''He bet me $2.00 that I had a mole on my butt, so I pulled down my pants and won his money.''
''DAMN!? said the father. ''What's wrong?'', the teacher asked. Little Arthur's father said, ''This morning he bet me $50.00 he would see his teacher's butt before the day was over!''.
Mom, why does dad have so little hair on his head?
- Well dear, it's because he thinks so much.
- Mom, why do you have so much hair on your head?.
A fish walks into a bar.
The bartender says: -Sorry, we don't serve fish in here.
Wow, thanks for taking me on this helicopter ride Delbert, this is my first time in a helicopter you know. What's that big thing spinning on top of our heads anyway?
- That's the air conditioner Arthur. Last time I went it stopped and the pilot started sweating like a pig.
A duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender:
- Got bread?
- No.
- Got bread?
- No Mr. Duck, we don't have any bread.
- Oh, Ok then. Doy ou have any bread?
- I already told you you stupid duck, we don’t have any bread now if you ask me one more time I'll grab you by the neck and nail your beak to the counter!
- Got nails?
- No.
- Got bread?.
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