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These are some lies we made up about Brewster.
A woman with no head was distinguished looking at the water by Gebbers Dam Number One at the stroke of midnight. The appearance of the bystander scared the ghost who then vanished.
A massive ram became visible riding on a pony in the middle of a highway in the neighborhood of Brewster.
A gentleman without a head was noticed calling out people's names up on the peak of Bald Knob. The ghost spoke of revenging a slaying.
An ET from another solar system was made out staggering through a house in close proximity to Brewster.
The ghost of an aged prospector with a sizeable mustache and an eye patch has frequently been spotted looking over Brewster Flat at night.
The alien mechanic of an extraterrestrial spaceship is regularly made out yelling at the onlooker to disappear in Bridgeport Bar State Wildlife Recreation Area before dawn.
An martian traveler from another solar system has purportedly been noticed on many occasions hauling a
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corpse from the ice cold water of Chiliwist Creek around midnight.
The ghost of an elderly lady clutching a handgun may be distinguished very frequently in Cassimer Bar in the early morning hours chucking rocks.
Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart has every now and then been observed hollowing out an outlet by the entrance to Alta Lake State Park.
A space invader from planet Neptune has allegedly been perceived on numerous instances marching through a Brewster neighborhood graveyard.
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Ghost Sightings From Brewster
Delbert the farm worker went to pick up Arthur the farmer at the airport.
- Did anything unusual happen while I was gone Delbert?
- No, Arthur, nothing unusual.
- What's that in the back of the truck?
- The burned pigs.
- Burned pigs?
- Yes the barn burned down Arthur.
- The barn burned down?
- Yes, it was ignited by the burning house.
- The house burned down too?
- Yes, one of the candles fell over.
- Candles? What candles?
- The ones by your wife's coffin.
- My wife's coffin? Gertrude died!!?
- Yes, Gertrude fell off the roof.
- What was she doing on the roof?
- She was drunk.
- Well, that's nothing unusual.
- Right Arthur like I said, nothing unusual happened. .
Arthur rushes into the restaurant at the airport and says:
- Hurry hurry, my flight leaves in 5 minutes so I don’t have time to order anything, just give me the check.
Delbert and Arthur were performing a strange ritual in the city park. Delbert was digging small holes in the ground with a spade, and Arthur was walking behind him filling the holes with a spade.
- What exacly are you guys doing? Asked a man who was passing by.
- We're planting flowers, said Arthur, usually Douglas is here too, but he's ill today, he's the one that puts the seed in the ground.
Gertrude went hunting and accidentally shot a man. She rushed him to Doctor Rueprecht and explained to him what had happened.
- He kept screaming ''I'm a deer, I'm a deer'' but I guess he was screaming ''I'm not a deer. I just got caught up in the excitement I guess and shot him thinking he was a deer. Tell me Doctor, is he going to make it?
- Well, said the doctor, his chances would have been better if you wouldn't have skinned him.
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