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The chilling spirit of a conquistador is known to have been made out on many occasions trying on socks in a Bremerton trailer.
A gentleman that transformed into a vampire may regularly be perceived glancing at the view from the pinnacle of Gold Mountain after midnight. In any case, it indisputably is a creepy ghost that should be avoided.
An extraterrestrial from another world can be distinguished frequently glugging down chlorine by McKenna Falls on a dark night.
A giant goat has sometimes been spotted climbing out of McCaslin Marsh covered in dirty water on a dark night.
The martian commander of an alien spacecraft is every so often seen hiding a body by a large rock in Scenic Beach State Park at the stroke of midnight.
Socrates has allegedly been noticed on a small number of occasions at Big Beef Harbor at night staring down into the water.
An extremely large hamster can every so often be distinguished at Maple Beach late
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at night looking at the waves down by the water.
A Stegosaurus has regularly been witnessed stopping by Lone Rock at midnight.
An extraterrestrial from planet Mars has been spotted on numerous instances in the early morning hours floating down Anderson Creek.
A luminous human figure may often be distinguished trying to utter something
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at Alexander Lake Dam on a dark night.
The ghost of a youthful man having on a coat can be distinguished time and again fly fishing from the shore of Heins Lake at midnight. One of the people who live here determinedly asserts that this spirit enjoys frightening people who come seeking spirits in Bremerton.
A headless man has every so often been witnessed poking around in mailboxes very late at night in Bremerton. Some of the locals say this ghost could be the soul of a resident who passed on here in Bremerton a long time ago.
An extraterrestrial from another world is once in a while spotted playing a song on a harmonica in a Bremerton apartment.
The extraterrestrial mechanic of an extraterrestrial spacecraft has supposedly been perceived on many occasions in a mirror in a Bremerton flat; the spirit was solely noticeable in the mirror.
A woman with her arms separated can every now and then be spotted in a building in the neighborhood of Bremerton. According to the locals, this ghost may be a distinguished
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past inhabitant of Bremerton.
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BEEP BEEP BEEP - We interrupt this radio broadcast for an urgent traffic announcement, a vehicle is driving the wrong direction on I-5, please watch out for this vehicle.
- Did you hear that, a car going the wrong way, that's the dumbest thing I ever heard, says the old-timer to his wife, there's hundreds of 'em!.
Nancy: Meet my baby brother!
Jenny: How cute! What's his name?
Nancy: I don't know. I don't understand a word he says.
Hey over here Arthur, it's me Delbert I'm here on the other side of the river!
- Oh yeah, how have you been, long time no see. How do I get to the other side of this river?
- Are you stupid or something? You ARE on the other side.
Arthur and Delbert had bought a 9 foot tall truck. The two novice truckers in their 9 foot high truck came to a tunnel with a sign that said ''8 foot maximum height''.
-See any cops around? asked Arthur.
-Nope, said Delbert.
-OK, let's go for it!.
Arthur and Gertrude had a car accident while driving to a church to get married. Now they are both together again in heaven. They really want to get married , so they discussed their need with St. Peter who promised to help them out. However, they haven't heard from him for 10 years. After 20 years has passed he came to them with a priest. They finally got married and lived happily together for 5 years. Arthur came to see St. Peter asking if he could help him since the marriage was not going well. He asked him ''could you help us get divorce?'' St. Peter answered, ''Are you kidding?!! It took me twenty years to find a priest up here. How am I gonna find you a lawyer?'' .
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