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These are some lies we made up about Bow.
The alien crew member of an unidentified flying object may often be made out looking down into the water at Dogfish Point very late at night.
A giant grizzly bear may be spotted often covering a corpse by a large rock in Bay View State Park at midnight.
A lady having an axe in her head has every now and then been made out beside the waterfront at Blue Heron Beach crying out people's names. If you talk to the residents, this ghost may be the soul of a local who passed away here in Bow before the present.
A drifting ghost is every now and then seen in Olympia Marsh on a dark night trying to conceal a corpse. Regardless of what folks express, it's sure a frightening ghost that you wouldn't wish to come across at midnight.
The ghost of a plane pilot has allegedly been perceived on a handful of instances by Whiskey Rock gazing angrily at the witness.
The terrifying phantom of a Viking can every so often be perceived traveling on a moped on a
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dark road near Bow. One thing's for sure, this ghost certainly is scary; one that any wise person wouldn't want to meet.
A massive opossum was made out floating along Bear Creek before sunrise.
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Ghost Sightings From Bow
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Ghost Sightings From Bow
Delbert, I'm so glad that fish I caught yesterday got away.
- Glad?
- Yeah Delbert, there wasn't enough space for the both of us in the boat.
Arthur called home work. ''I won 20 million bucks on the lottery, start packing!''
Gertrude: Wow! What kind of clothes should I pack?
Arthur: I don't care, as long as you're out of the house by the time I get home. .
Arthur's son Arthur Junior was saying his bed-time prayers and Arthur was listening in from behind the door, he finished by saying ''Bless Mom and Dad and Grandma, and Rest in Peace Grandpa.''
Arthur thought that was a strange thing to say since Grandpa was still alive and well. But the next day Grandpa died of a sudden massive heart attack. Arthur of course thought that was spooky but it was probably a coincidence.
But a few months later it happened again, Arthur's son finished his prayer with ''Bless Mom and Dad, and Rest in Peace Grandma''. The next day Arthur's mother-in-law died unexpectadly.
Old people die all the time figured Arthur, it's just a concidence.
But a few months later he overheard his sons prayer again, this time it ended with ''Bless Mom, and Rest in Peace Dad''.
This is bad thought Arthur. The next day he called in sick but didn't tell his wife Gertrude. He left the house very early before any other cars were out and drove very carefully to the nearest hospital. He sat down in the reception area and just sat there all day, he figured if he gets sick suddenly he'll have a better chance here at the hospital. He sat there until midnight and then he went home feeling very relieved.
- When he got home his wife looked very emotional. ''Where have you been all day I tried to call you at work, something horrible has happened. Your best friend Delbert got hit by a garbage truck and died.''.
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