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These are some lies we made up about Bothell.
The martian crew member of a flying saucer has allegedly been made out on a handful of instances gazing up on the highest spot of Beckstrom Hill.
An extraterrestrial from the Moon can be spotted over and over again concealing a dead body by a large rock in Beverly Park before dawn.
Napoleon Bonaparte has every so often been observed at Bear Creek around midnight hurling chunks of concrete into the flowing water.
A space alien from another solar system is every now and then made out in a secluded zone near Bothell.
An enormously creepy ghost can every now and then be spotted posting a packet at a Bothell post office. Several folks claim this ghost is the undeparted spirit of a long gone Bothell person who lived here.
The alien navigator of an extraterrestrial spacecraft was distinguished looking frightening in a boat on Lake Serene.
The phantom of an old gold digger with a sizeable beard and a wooden left leg appeared drinking
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regular from a gas pump at a gasoline station in Bothell. This ghost is very active in this neighborhood; there have been one or two additional reports of this exact ghost.
An alien from Saturn was distinguished gazing at the water by Boeing Flood Control Dam late at night.
The phantom of an aged female holding a pistol emerged in Hanson
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Slough in the early morning hours attempting to hide a corpse. This is one of those spirits that is made out very frequently around here. If you listen to the residents, this ghost is the ghost of a traveler that was murdered while passing through Bothell in the past. In any event, this ghost undeniably is chilling; one that you don't want to meet late at night.
A space invader from another world was noticed articulating into the air as if somebody in addition was in attendance.
The alien captain of an alien spacecraft has repeatedly been noticed walking a Great Dane on a dark night on a shadowy Bothell street.
A gigantic chamois is repeatedly spotted by the entrance to Lake Chelan National Recreation Area guzzling blood from a container.
A Pteranodon has been seen on a few occasions consuming a piece of bread right by Bay View State Park.
The ghost of an aged Indian chief can repeatedly be distinguished peeking through house windows in Bothell late at night.
An extraterrestrial traveler from
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another planet can be spotted over and over again watching TV in a Bothell living room in the early morning hours.
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Ghost Sightings From Bothell
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Ghost Sightings From Bothell
My dad built the Rocky Mountains!
Yeah, well, my dad killed the dead sea.
Arthur came to work one morning in a state of shock and disbelief.
- What's wrong Arthur, asked a coworker, did something horrible happen to you?
- No, not to me, replied Arthur, but to my best friend Delbert.
- Why, what happened to Delbert?
- He ran away with my wife.
Mom, can I go outside and watch the solar eclipse?
- Yes dear but don't go too close.
So Arthur, you have any recommendations from previous employer?
- Yes sir, he recommended that I go find a new job.
Farmer Arthur's mother-in-law had been kicked to death by the farmer's mule.
A big crowd showed up for the funeral. She must have been very popular said the minister.
They're all here to buy the Mule said Arthur.
Arthur, how did you manage to break your leg raking leaves?
- I fell out of the tree.
Three idiots were out for a walk and saw some mysterious tracks on the ground.
- I think it's a deer, said Arthur
- No, said Delbert, it's definitely a mountain lion.
Douglas was just about to say something when they all got hit by the train.
Arthur called Delbert on the phone:
- Please come over to my house and help me, I bought this cereal box that came with a free jig saw puzzle and I've been trying to put it together for a week now.
-Ok, said Delbert, I'll be right over.
When he got to Arthur's house Arthur took him to his kitchen table.
- Here it is, can you help me get this thing figured out?
Delbert looked at the table and asked: - Why is your table covered in cornflakes?.
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