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These are some lies we made up about Blakely Island.
A somewhat translucent guy clad as the skipper of a vessel has from time to time been noticed near the water at Blind Bay calling out names. Well, it's undoubtedly a bloodcurdling phantom that you wouldn't wish to encounter late at night.
An alien from planet Mars is sometimes perceived by Ayer Reservoir Dam before sunrise looking at the water.
A space invader from another solar system has been said to have been seen on many occasions looking crossly at the bystander down beside the shore at Schaefer Lake.
A big chilling ghost may now and then be spotted going bananas up on Ben Nevis.
A sizeable menacing ogre has regularly been seen marching in the middle of a secluded road in the neighborhood of Blakely Island.
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Ghost Sightings From Blakely Island
It was Arthur's 100th birthday and he was reminiscing about his 90th birthday.
- I remember it as if it was yesterday, he said, we were sitting out in the yard eating birthday cake.
- No that's impossible, said his great grand daughter, your birthday is in January, the yard would have been covered by three feet of snow.
- Yes, you are right, that must have been my 80th birthday then.
Arthur was waiting for his turn in the psychologists waiting room.
- Next! Said the psychologist loudly from his office as a patient walked out his door.
Arthur went into the psychologists office and said:
- Nobody ever notices me, it's like I'm not even there. It all started in my childhood when....
- NEXT!, said the psychologist again.
There were three men in a boat with four cigarettes but no matches, how did they manage to smoke?
- They threw one cigarette overboard and made the boat a cigarette lighter.
Arthur and Delbert were walking through the woods on a dark night and got to a creek.
- How do we cross Delbert?
- Simple Arthur, I turn on my flashlight and you walk on the light beam to the other side.
- You think I'm stupid or something? When I'm halfway you'll turn off your flashlight so I fall in.
Wow, thanks for taking me on this helicopter ride Delbert, this is my first time in a helicopter you know. What's that big thing spinning on top of our heads anyway?
- That's the air conditioner Arthur. Last time I went it stopped and the pilot started sweating like a pig.
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