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These are some lies we made up about Blaine.
The phantom of a bound up lady has occasionally been spotted in a residence in the vicinity of Blaine.
A huge ox is every now and then seen trying to articulate something in the middle of California Creek.
An alien from another planet is known to have been seen on many occasions in a Blaine area clothing store, pacing the aisles.
The alien navigator of an extraterrestrial spaceship may occasionally be distinguished frightening folks next to the water at Birch Bay.
A lady clutching her head next to her arm was made out redistributing orbs around in Birch Bay State Park very late at night. There have been many descriptions regarding this ghost in the area.
A huge crow materialized scrutinizing Semiahmoo Spit in detail before dawn.
An alien from planet Venus appeared gazing at the water by Blaine Reservoir Dam at the stroke of midnight.
The phantom of a man with half his head gone was witnessed howling at the viewer to
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be off on the shore of Smrekar Reservoir. Further folks nearby have had similar occurrences involving an identical ghost.
A gigantic jerboa was seen flinging chunks of concrete up on the highest spot of Holman Hill.
A very large sheep is repeatedly observed mounding stones at the stroke of midnight by a mailbox in Blaine.
A giant
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leopard is known to have been made out on one or two instances resting at a coffee table in a Blaine mobile home downing blood from a glass.
A Chupacabra may frequently be spotted being carried by a donkey next to a road close to Blaine.
The ghost of a young-looking lady wearing a bloody dress may be witnessed very often strolling through a house close to Blaine. Nevertheless, this is a nasty ghost that you shouldn't go looking for.
A huge rhinoceros has once in a while been witnessed in Bay View State Park outside the ranger station smoking a cigar.
An enormous gazelle is occasionally noticed by the entrance to Lake Chelan National Recreation Area reading a magazine.
A massive buffalo is known to have been observed on a handful of occasions at a public phone in Blaine making a phone call.
A beheaded woman can every now and then be spotted walking through a Blaine neighborhood cemetery.
The spirit of a teen girl has repeatedly been perceived yelling down a deserted road in the vicinity of Blaine around
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Ghost Sightings From Blaine
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Ghost Sightings From Blaine
Arthur and his wife Gertrude was out for a romantic walk.
- Watch out Gertrude, dog poop, don’t step in it.
- Nah, that doesn’t look like dog poop. But I wonder what it could be. I'm curious, could you smell it dear and tell me what it is.
- Hmm, smells like dog poop to me.
- I'm not convinced dear, could you please touch it.
- Ok dear, for you anything. ... Well it does feel like dog poop
- I'm still not quite convinced dear, could you please taste it and tell me what it is.
- No Gertrude, can we just leave this thing behind us and move on not knowing what it is please?
- No Arthur, I really want to know what that is, now take a big bit out of it and tell me what it is.
Ok, ok, for you my dear anything...
Arthur takes a bite, chews it well.
-Aaahhh!!! &*$#@#$%!!! This is disgusting !!! It's definitely dog poop, no doubt about it.
- Lucky we didn't step in it then Arthur.
Arthur had been a car mechanic ever since he dropped out of high school, he died young at the age of 34. When he met Saint Peter at the gates of heaven he asked:
- Saint Peter, why did you let me die so young?
- Well now Arthur, based on how many hours you've been charging your customers according to your accounting records you are 95 years old.
Three idiots were out for a walk and saw some mysterious tracks on the ground.
- I think it's a deer, said Arthur
- No, said Delbert, it's definitely a mountain lion.
Douglas was just about to say something when they all got hit by the train.
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