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An ET from the cosmos is frequently distinguished pulling a dead body over rocks in Black Diamond Bridge Site State Park at night.
A gargantuan dromedary has been said to have been perceived on a handful of occasions marching from house to house very late at night on a Black Diamond street.
A centaur may be witnessed repeatedly browsing through a cabinet in the bathroom of a Black Diamond house around midnight.
A gargantuan shrew has from time to time been perceived on a dark night drifting down Coal Creek.
A big frightening monster has been perceived on a few occasions washing a blood-splattered cloth in Diamond Springs very late at night.
A very large gazelle has repeatedly been witnessed taking a rest at the kitchen counter in a Black Diamond home.
The phantom of a young woman with a wire around her neck is frequently noticed shouting by the water's edge at Deep Lake.
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Ghost Sightings From Black Diamond
Arthur was blind, Delbert was deaf, Douglas was in a wheel-chair and they were out for a walk in the woods and came to a mysterious looking cave. There was a sign that said ''Enter this cave and a single wish of yours will come true''.
Arthur went in first, he came out ecstatic.
- I can see, I can see, hooray!
Delbert went in.
- I can hear, I can hear, he exclaimed happily.
- Douglas went next. After a while he came out and said
- Look guys, new wheels!.
Arthur and Delbert went to see a ventriloquist show. The show was very funny and consisted mainly of Arthur and Delbert jokes, one funnier than the other. At first Arthur and Delbert didn't mind but the longer the show went on the angrier they got. Finally Arthur couldn’t take it any more and stood up and said in a loud voice.
- Enough already, these jokes are very offensive and Delbert and I demand an apology.
The ventriloquist felt ashamed of his insulting jokes and said, - I do apologize from the bottom of my heart, I didn't want to offend anyone. From now on I will not use Arthur and Delbert jokes in my show.
- I'm not talking to you, said Arthur. I'm talking to that little bastard sitting on your lap.
Arthur comes home to find his wife Gertrude in bed with another man. ''What are you doing'' he yells.
The wife whispers to her lover: ''I told you he was stupid!''.
A car had crashed into a tree and Arthur and Delbert were found drunk at the scene, they were arrested at the crash site by the police. Later in court the judge asked:
- Which one of you two were driving the car?
-Your honor, we were both in the back seat singing.
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