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The ghost of an airliner pilot can occasionally be spotted in a Benton City area hardware store, pacing the aisles.
The scary ghost of a Viking was made out at Corral Creek before dawn chucking boulders into the flow. When the observer showed up the phantom ran off. According to the folks who live here, this ghost is most likely the stressed ghost of a person who used to have a house here in Benton City.
A massive squirrel appeared on a dark night studying Corral Canyon in detail.
A very large muskrat was made out in Rattlesnake Slope State Wildlife Recreation Area late at night trying to state something.
An extraterrestrial from space became visible up on the peak of Chandler Butte struggling to capture something.
The alien crew member of an alien spacecraft was observed flashing a flash light by Katie Fleck Spring in the early morning hours before sunrise.
Issac Newton was perceived contemplating at night by a road sign in Benton City.
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massive mynah bird has frequently been seen pacing through a flat in Benton City.
A massive hamster is repeatedly observed in Hat Rock State Park by the park headquarters yelling people's names.
A space man from planet Pluto can frequently be noticed strolling through a mobile home in the neighborhood of Benton City.
A guy that
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shifted shape into a vampire may be seen very frequently at a pay phone in Benton City using the phone. Based on what the people who live here allege, this ghost is the undeceased spirit of a long forgotten Benton City local person.
A Plateosaurus has from time to time been made out striding through a Benton City vicinity cemetery.
An ET from another solar system is every now and then noticed hurling stones next to a wild highway in the vicinity of Benton City before dawn.
A space man has been perceived on several instances spending time in an abandoned manor in Benton City.
A very large wolverine has frequently been seen standing by a wild highway close to Benton City.
The Pied Piper is regularly witnessed in a mobile home in Benton City.
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The mood was depressed at the brewery. Arthur, one of the most senior workers had drowned in the big beer tank.
- Did he suffer much? Asked his widow Gertrude sobbing.
- I don’t think so mam. He climbed out three times to go to the bathroom before he died.
Arthur and Delbert were fishing and they caught a huge fish.
- Wow Arthur, that's a big one, how do we kill it.
- I know Delbert, let's drown it.
Mama Snail:
Ok kids, stop right here and wait at the side of the road for a while, there's a bus coming in three hours.
Little Arthur Junior was in the neighbors yard picking apples from a tree.
- What the hell you think you're doing kid!, The neighbor lady yelled as she came rushing out of her house.
-Stealing apples, little Arthur replied.
- Why you little #@%$& !!!, I'm going to tell your dad, where is he anyway?
- Up here mam, said a voice from the tree.
Arthur was applying for a job at the railroad.
- Ok, here's the scenario, said the interviewer, Two trains are travelling at 75 miles per hour towards each other on the same track, what do you do?
- I'd go and get my friend Delbert.
- Your friend? Why would you do that?
- He's never seen a train wreck before.
Gertrude went hunting and accidentally shot a man. She rushed him to Doctor Rueprecht and explained to him what had happened.
- He kept screaming ''I'm a deer, I'm a deer'' but I guess he was screaming ''I'm not a deer. I just got caught up in the excitement I guess and shot him thinking he was a deer. Tell me Doctor, is he going to make it?
- Well, said the doctor, his chances would have been better if you wouldn't have skinned him.
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