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These are some lies we made up about Benge.
The martian crew member of a flying saucer may occasionally be distinguished sipping water from Bruihle Spring late in the night.
A woman with a blue face was observed after midnight examining Rattlesnake Canyon in detail. The ghost mumbled about avenging a murder.
An extraterrestrial from Mars materialized glancing at the sight from the pinnacle of Black Butte late at night.
The spirit of a mailman was witnessed flinging bricks in Rock Creek. The witness was terrified and escaped. Residents here who have observed this ghost assert this ghost is the ghost of a visitor that was murdered while journeying through Benge some time ago.
A womanly character materialized mounding boulders in Bull Town after midnight. The ghost didn't seem to be anxious by the bystanders. Regardless of what people say, this is an antagonistic ghost that you wouldn't wish to meet in the early morning hours.
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Divorce judge: Ms Gertrude, this court will see to it that you shall receive 2000 dollars a month in alimony
Arthur: Thank you very much your honor, I'll give her a few dollars myself too.
Two burglars were getting very annoyed.
- Man, this is the 23rd safe we bust open tonight and not a penny, these guys are supposed to be loaded.
- Yeah, I though these safe factories made lots of money.
Doctor Rueprecht, please help me. I'm seeing double.
- Ok Arthur, let's take a look at that, why don’t you have a seat on that chair so I can examine you.
- The one on the left or the one on the right?.
Wow, thanks for taking me on this helicopter ride Delbert, this is my first time in a helicopter you know. What's that big thing spinning on top of our heads anyway?
- That's the air conditioner Arthur. Last time I went it stopped and the pilot started sweating like a pig.
Excuse me sir, take a look at this suitcase, it's a top quality suitcase and it can be yours for only 50 dollars if you buy it from me right now.
- Hmm, yes it's pretty. But what am I going to do with it?
- Well sir, you put your clothes in it when you travel.
- You mean I'm supposed to travel around naked?.
Mom, can I go outside and watch the solar eclipse?
- Yes dear but don't go too close.
How many Microsoft programmers does it take to change a light bulb? ?
None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness(TM) as the new industry standard.
Teacher: - Arthur please point to America on the map.
Arthur: -This is it.
Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America?
Class: -Arthur did.
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