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The ghost of a young-looking air force pilot has sometimes been distinguished walking a Saint Bernard very late at night on a murky Bellingham avenue.
A space invader from another part of the galaxy is once in a while seen watching television in a Bellingham living room at the stroke of midnight.
The martian crew member of an alien spacecraft is rumored to have been perceived on a handful of occasions browsing through trash container on a Bellingham residential street.
An extraterrestrial vacationer from another part of the galaxy can from time to time be distinguished at Bullard Dam at the stroke of midnight twinkling a flash light.
A young girl sporting a bloody prom dress was seen by Baker Creek meditating. The spirit was consumed by the night after being spotted. One thing's for guaranteed, this ghost undoubtedly is menacing; one that you don't want to bump into at the stroke of midnight.
A lady with a blue face was distinguished
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in Arroya Park Reserve late in the night terrifying people. Scared by the observers the ghost vanished into the dark. A number of of the residents declare this ghost likes terrifying unwise folks who are bold enough to upset the tranquility in Bellingham.
The ghost of a mail carrier was distinguished heaving rocks into Heavens-Lass Lagoon at
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night. When perceived the ghost came close to the eye witness who then escaped. It has been claimed that this individual spirit loves frightening unwise people who come seeking spirits in Bellingham.
A guy's body with the head of a sheep was seen up on Chuckanut Mountain crying out people's names. This particular ghost has been seen time and again in this place.
A colossal frog has frequently been observed on a Bellingham residential street late at night.
An ET from deep space is frequently seen at Chuckanut Bay late in the night staring down into the water.
The martian commander of a UFO is known to have been made out on a handful of instances hurling chunks of concrete in Chuckanut Rock after midnight.
The phantom of a man gripping a sword can frequently be observed hovering in the air like a blimp in Bellingham.
The ghost of a lady with words carved into her foot can be perceived very frequently staring at a person snoozing on a mattress in a flat in Bellingham.
A sizeable menacing beast has
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sometimes been perceived near the entrance to Bay View State Park downing blood from a container.
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Arthur and Delbert went to see a ventriloquist show. The show was very funny and consisted mainly of Arthur and Delbert jokes, one funnier than the other. At first Arthur and Delbert didn't mind but the longer the show went on the angrier they got. Finally Arthur couldn’t take it any more and stood up and said in a loud voice.
- Enough already, these jokes are very offensive and Delbert and I demand an apology.
The ventriloquist felt ashamed of his insulting jokes and said, - I do apologize from the bottom of my heart, I didn't want to offend anyone. From now on I will not use Arthur and Delbert jokes in my show.
- I'm not talking to you, said Arthur. I'm talking to that little bastard sitting on your lap.
Arthur was an experiencd pilot and had been warned that the runway they were landing on was very short so he was being extra careful. When the plane approached the runway it seemed even shorter than he had imagined. But he was a good pilot and he knew he could do this. He went down extra slow and touched the ground right at the edge of the runway. He applied maximum brakes, things were flying around in the cabin and the passengers were screaming in panic. But Arthur got the plane to stop an inch from the other edge of the runway. He turned to his co-pilot Delbert and said:
- That was the shortest runway I have ever seen in my whole life.
- Yeah, said Delbert, and look how wide it is.
Doctor Rueprecht had invented a machine that transferred the birth pains from the mother to the father and he was going to try it out on one of his patients. Arthur's wife Gertrude was about to give birth so he decided to try the machine on them. He set the machine to 1/2, transferring half of the pain to the father to make it fair. Arthur didn't seem to be in any pain at all so the doctor went ahead and set it to full, transferring all the pain to the father. Arthur didn't even blink. The machine is even better than I had hoped thought the doctor.
The next day when the couple brought their newborn baby back home they found Arthur's best friend Delbert dead in the front yard.
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