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These are some lies we made up about Bellevue.
Ludwig van Beethoven has supposedly been spotted on a handful of instances in May Valley in the early morning hours downing paint.
A huge otter can often be witnessed fluttering over the Newcastle Hills before sunrise.
The martian navigator of an alien spaceship can be perceived over and over again before dawn ascending out of Mercer Slough soaked in slime.
An martian vacationer from another world has sometimes been observed at Newport Yacht Basin before dawn trying to locate someone.
An extremely large waterbuck has been said to have been observed on frequent occasions standing by a deserted road close to Bellevue.
An ET from the cosmos may sometimes be noticed up on Cougar Mountain sobbing.
An extraterrestrial has regularly been noticed in a mobile home in Bellevue.
A beheaded gentleman is repeatedly seen attempting to grip something in Ardmore Park after midnight.
The ghost of a doctor with a bloody uniform
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has been observed on several instances in the middle of Cedar River reasoning.
The phantom of a gentleman grasping a blood-covered axe may regularly be witnessed on the shore of Lake Kathleen startling folks.
The spirit of a civil war combatant may be observed time and again wandering beside a wild highway near Bellevue. Regardless of
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what, it indisputably is a scary spirit that you would not want to come across after midnight.
An alien voyager from deep space has from time to time been witnessed at Alexander Beach before dawn staring at the waves down by the shore.
A massive wolverine is known to have been witnessed on a small number of occasions turning toward the observer down beside the water at Bailey Peninsula.
The ghost of a severely scorched female can sometimes be made out emerging in a mirror. People here say that this phantom may be the soul of a local who passed on here in Bellevue before the present. One thing's for guaranteed, this is a hostile spirit that you shouldn't go trying to find.
An extremely large zebu was spotted resting in an armchair in a building near Bellevue.
Aladdin came into sight tossing rocks quite near the entrance to Blake Island State Park.
The ghost of an engine driver was made out in the backseat of a pickup by the driver distinguishing the ghost in his rear view mirror at the stroke of midnight.
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There are other stories concerning this ghost in the vicinity. Any which way, it is unquestionably a terrifying ghost that is rather not disturbed.
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Ghost Sightings From Bellevue
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Ghost Sightings From Bellevue
Knock Knock
Who's there!
Sit!
Sit who?
Sit down and be quiet !.
Arthur, why did it take so long to clean the basement windows?
- I had to bury the ladder Gertrude.
Hey Arthur, how did the job interview go, did they call you back?
- No Delbert, I don't know what happened, it all went so well until the very end when they asked me if I have any questions.
- Well what did you ask them?
- I asked them if they file charges.
Arthur had a new job as a life guard on the beach and his boss came to check up on him since it was his first day on the job.
- So how are things going so far Arthur?
- Oh, it's great, people are so friendly here, they keep waving to me from the water.
Why do idiots carry car doors around in the desert?
- So they can roll down the window when it gets hot.
Honey, Gertrude, I'm home . . . Oh my god, what's this mess?
- Oh Arthur honey, yesterday you asked me what exactly I do at home all day and today I didn’t do those things.
Gertrude went hunting and accidentally shot a man. She rushed him to Doctor Rueprecht and explained to him what had happened.
- He kept screaming ''I'm a deer, I'm a deer'' but I guess he was screaming ''I'm not a deer. I just got caught up in the excitement I guess and shot him thinking he was a deer. Tell me Doctor, is he going to make it?
- Well, said the doctor, his chances would have been better if you wouldn't have skinned him.
Delbert, Douglas, and Gertrude wanted to join a special forces combat unit and had to prove they could follow any order without hesitation. Delbert was told to go first.
- We have your wife tied up behind this door, said the instructor, I want you to take this gun and go in and kill her.
- Yes sir! Said Delbert and went in.
A little bit later he came out in tears.
I can't do it, I can't do it, he wept.
- You're a disgrace, yelled the instructor, pack up and go home right now, you're out!
Douglas came next. The same thing happened to him too and he got sent home.
Now it was Gertrude's turn.
- You know what to do! Yelled the instructor, your husband Arthur is in there, go in and kill him with this gun.
- Yes Sir! She said and went in.
After a few minutes she came out covered in blood.
- What happened in there?, asked the instructor.
- The gun wasn't loaded so I had to beat him to death with the gun sir!.
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