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These are some lies we made up about Belfair.
A womanly figure is known to have been observed on frequent occasions coming into view in a washroom mirror. Local people argue that this ghost is that of a local person who lived here in Belfair many years ago.
The alien technician of an extraterrestrial spaceship may regularly be observed hauling a dead body over the grass in Belfair State Park very late at night.
A space man from Saturn may be perceived time and again down beside the water at Lynch Cove terrifying people.
The spirit of a guy holding a sword has occasionally been spotted creeping out of Long Marsh covered in mud before dawn.
A space man from deep space is from time to time observed chucking rocks into Blacksmith Lake at night.
The extraterrestrial pilot of an extraterrestrial spaceship has been seen on frequent instances very late at night floating by on Bear Creek.
A female with maggots crawling out of her nostrils can every now and then be made out gazing
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at the water by Bennettsen Lake Dam late at night.
An enormous budgerigar was spotted giving a piloted trip of Windy Bluff to a crowd of ghosts at midnight.
Christopher Columbus came into sight stacking pebbles by McKenna Falls late at night.
The ghost of a shackled up woman was made out on a dark night rushing after a passing
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VW on a murky highway right next door to Belfair. Several people in the neighborhood have had equivalent experiences involving a very similar phantom. A local person asserts that this phantom enjoys terrifying unwise people who come searching for phantoms in Belfair.
An extraterrestrial explorer from deep space became visible in the backseat of a pickup by the driver distinguishing the ghost in his rear view mirror on a dark night.
A very large newt was observed mowing the lawn in the front yard of a home in Belfair.
A massive civet was spotted by an old woman canoeing in a river outside Belfair.
An alien from planet Neptune has regularly been distinguished speaking into the night in Anderson Lake State Park right by the park headquarters.
A Plateosaurus is often distinguished in Lake Chelan National Recreation Area near the park headquarters reading a newsletter.
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Ghost Sightings From Belfair
YOU'RE LYING ! said the police interrogator to Arthur.
- No, I swear I was out of town the last two days of February.
- That's impossible! the last two days of February do not exist.
Arthur was trying to make it as an artist. He was trying to sell a painting of his named ''Grazing Cow''.
- It looks great, said the potential buyer, but why isn’t there any grass in the picture?
- Well, said Arthur, the cow ate all the grass so there's no grass left.
-Hmm, yeah, ok but what about the cow? Why isn't there a cow in the picture?
- Well, the cow left after all the grass was eaten.
Arthur's mama is so fat she fell out of the couch on both sides.
Arthur: -When is a car not a car?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -When it turns into a drive way.
Hello, this is Arthur in room 234, I would like to order a wake-up call.
- Ok sir, when?
- Right now please. Thanks Bye. . Arthur hangs up.
Divorce judge: Ms Gertrude, this court will see to it that you shall receive 2000 dollars a month in alimony
Arthur: Thank you very much your honor, I'll give her a few dollars myself too.
Arthur was walking alone in the park at night and met a robber.
- Give me you wallet or I'll kill you, said the robber.
- You're not getting my money said Arthur, and started fighting the robber.
They both fought long and hard but in the end the robber won and ended up with the wallet. With Arthur down on the ground the robber checked the wallet and found two dollars in it.
- Two bucks!! You put up a fight like that over two bucks? What's wrong with you?
-Oh, said Arthur, that's all you want? I thought you wanted the $5000 I have stashed in my socks.
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