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These are some lies we made up about Beaver.
The martian crew member of a flying saucer was spotted looking at an old woman sleeping in an armchair in a mobile home in Beaver.
The ghost of a young Indian warrior was seen at the stroke of midnight hovering over Beaver Prairie. When the ghost was seen it vanished into the air. A local woman declares that this ghost is that of a local who existed here in Beaver many years ago. Anyhow, this is an intimidating ghost that you shouldn't go trying to locate.
An extraterrestrial from Venus was made out down near the water at Eagle Point going wild.
The ghost of a muscular lumberjack holding a sizeable axe has repeatedly been noticed burrowing a cavity up on the summit of Beaver Hill.
An extremely large bighorn is regularly noticed stacking boulders down near the water at Lake Pleasant.
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Ghost Sightings From Beaver
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Ghost Sightings From Beaver
What's the difference between your mother-in-law and Bigfoot?
One of them stinks, is covered in hair, weighs 900 pounds. The other one has big feet.
Hey Arthur, I got a phone call from Douglas yesterday.
- Wow, Douglas, I haven't heard from him in decades. So he's still alive.
- I don’t know, he didn't say anything about that.
Her vocabulary was as bad as, as hmmm , never mind.
Doctor Rueprecht had invented a machine that transferred the birth pains from the mother to the father and he was going to try it out on one of his patients. Arthur's wife Gertrude was about to give birth so he decided to try the machine on them. He set the machine to 1/2, transferring half of the pain to the father to make it fair. Arthur didn't seem to be in any pain at all so the doctor went ahead and set it to full, transferring all the pain to the father. Arthur didn't even blink. The machine is even better than I had hoped thought the doctor.
The next day when the couple brought their newborn baby back home they found Arthur's best friend Delbert dead in the front yard.
Arthur: -Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Because he had no guts.
Why do women use make-up and perfume?
- Because they're ugly and they smell bad.
Nancy: Meet my baby brother!
Jenny: How cute! What's his name?
Nancy: I don't know. I don't understand a word he says.
The police pulled Arthur's car over.
-Sir, do you mind if I go through your car?
- Not at all officer, but wouldn't it be easier to go around it.
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