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These are some lies we made up about Battle Ground.
The extraterrestrial mechanic of a flying saucer showed up in Battle Ground State Park before dawn yelling at the viewer to disappear.
A very large raccoon was witnessed searching through trash container on a Battle Ground residential street.
A gargantuan ferret was made out looking at the view from the apex of Gravel Point after midnight.
A gargantuan mare was distinguished on a Battle Ground residential street very late at night.
A big creepy ogre has repeatedly been distinguished at Erickson Dam on a dark night swallowing blood from a cup.
A space man from planet Saturn has purportedly been spotted on a small number of occasions dragging a dead body from the freezing water of Basket Creek in the early morning hours before sunrise.
An ET from another galaxy may frequently be noticed at midnight hovering across Fifth Plain.
The extraterrestrial commander of an unidentified flying object may be spotted very frequently
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guzzling water from Lucia Falls at midnight.
A space alien from Pluto has now and then been distinguished hanging in the air like a blimp in Battle Ground.
A female with a green face is every now and then observed looking at an old man slumbering on a futon in an apartment in Battle Ground.
The ghost of a mailman can now and then
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be made out in Ainsworth State Park outside the ranger station weeping.
A colossal gemsbok has repeatedly been spotted in a clothing store in the Battle Ground area.
A feminine body is regularly made out in Mount Rainier National Park near the ranger station trying to articulate something.
A huge gnu can frequently be spotted trying on a jacket in a Battle Ground trailer.
A gigantic grizzly bear may be made out frequently crawling up from a storm drain on a Battle Ground street very late at night.
An enormous oryx has sometimes been spotted snooping in mailboxes at the stroke of midnight in Battle Ground.
The phantom of a female having names carved into her leg is once in a while spotted in a Battle Ground secondary school on a dark night staggering the corridors. In any case, this is an intimidating ghost that you would not want to bump into on a dark night.
A gargantuan wolf has supposedly been observed on numerous instances in a mobile home in the vicinity of Battle Ground.
The ghost
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of a female with a dagger in her head may every so often be witnessed searching for a bag under a parked Ford in a Battle Ground parking lot late at night. Whatever people exclaim, it's a bloodcurdling phantom that any commonsensical person wouldn't wish to meet.
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Ghost Sightings From Battle Ground
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Ghost Sightings From Battle Ground
Arthur: -What did Tenne see?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - The same as Arkan saw.
Arthur's mama's so poor she chases the garbage truck with a shopping list.
How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
His lips are moving.
Have you really lived in this house your whole life?
- Not yet.
Arthur: -What is the difference between a fly and a mosquito?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - A mosquito can fly but a fly cant mosquito.
As Arthur was trying to pack for vacation, his 3-year-old Arthur Jr. was having a wonderful time playing on the bed. At one point, he said, ''Daddy, look at my fingers'' Trying to keep him happy and entertained, He reached out and stuck his fingers in his mouth and said, ''Daddy's eating your fingers!'' He was pretending to eat them. Then he had to rush out of the room again. When he returned, Junior was standing on the bed staring at his fingers with a devastated look on the face. I said, ''What's wrong?'' ''Daddy Daddy, where's my booger?''.
Arthur and Delbert were watching a movie.
- Hey, I bet you 10 bucks the hero kills all the bad guys and gets the girl.
- You're on, said Delbert.
The hero killed all the bad guys and got the girl in the end so Delbert owed Arthur 10 bucks.
- Naah, man, keep the money, I feel bad. I've seen the movie before so I knew how it would end.
- Yeah I've seen it too but I didn't think it would end the same way twice.
Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.
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