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These are some lies we made up about Bainbridge Island.
An enormous fawn may frequently be seen taking a rest at the kitchen counter in a Bainbridge Island trailer screaming at the witness to leave.
The alien pilot of an alien spacecraft can be perceived frequently wandering through a mobile home in Bainbridge Island.
An ET from planet Mercury has now and then been spotted carving a hollow up on the top of Orchard Rocks.
A space man from another galaxy is from time to time perceived by Battlepoint Park Reservoir Dam in the early morning hours staring at the water.
The ghost of a young-looking Indian warrior is rumored to have been seen on many occasions at Agate Point in the early morning hours looking down into the water. Scores of folks who live here say this ghost could be the soul of a local who died here in Bainbridge Island some decades ago.
The martian commander of an extraterrestrial spacecraft can occasionally be perceived hauling a corpse from the chilly water of Beaver Creek around
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midnight.
The spirit of a jetliner pilot has frequently been noticed on a dark night examining Blakely Rock in detail.
The spirit of a brawny lumberjack carrying a sizeable axe is regularly perceived smoking a pipe by Blakely Rock.
A sizeable terrifying beast has allegedly been made out on one or two instances pacing through a
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mobile home in close proximity to Bainbridge Island.
An extraterrestrial vacationer from space can be witnessed frequently searching for another ghost in Bataan Park at midnight.
A frightening skeleton has once in a while been distinguished at a coin operated phone in Bainbridge Island using the phone.
A space invader from planet Neptune is sometimes distinguished weeping along a deserted highway in close proximity to Bainbridge Island very late at night.
A very large gila monster has supposedly been noticed on frequent instances staying in an uninhabited mansion in Bainbridge Island.
An enormous tiger may sometimes be witnessed near Anderson Lake State Park attempting to say something.
A glowing human person was made out near the entrance to Lake Chelan National Recreation Area attempting to capture something. This ghost is incredibly active in this vicinity; there have been numerous other reports of this precise ghost.
A space alien from another part of the galaxy showed up standing by a secluded
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road near Bainbridge Island.
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Ghost Sightings From Bainbridge Island
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Ghost Sightings From Bainbridge Island
Arthur called Delbert on the phone:
- Please come over to my house and help me, I bought this cereal box that came with a free jig saw puzzle and I've been trying to put it together for a week now.
-Ok, said Delbert, I'll be right over.
When he got to Arthur's house Arthur took him to his kitchen table.
- Here it is, can you help me get this thing figured out?
Delbert looked at the table and asked: - Why is your table covered in cornflakes?.
I'm a healthy guy, I don’t smoke and I don’t drink either.
- Damn, I forgot my cigarettes at the bar again.
Arthur: -Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -No body.
I don't get it Arthur. The first day you painted 100 feet of fence, the second day 30 feet and today only 10 feet. What's wrong?
- Well boss, I have to walk further and further to the paint bucket every day.
Arthur had a new job on a cruise ship as an onboard magician, he had a nightly magic show to entertain the guests. At every show there was this clever but annoying kid in the audience who kept exposing the tricks. He would say things like ''the card's in his sleeve'', or ''the handkerchief is under the table cloth''. This made Arthur very angry but he put up with it since he wanted to keep his job on the ship.
One evening during the magic show the boat hit an uncharted underwater cliff and sank. Everyone on board drowned except Arthur and the annoying kid who both managed to climb up on an upside-down table from the ship that was floating around in the water.
They sat on the table for day and night, the kid didn't say a word, he just sat there quietly. Arthur didn't mind the silence at all. After 5 days the kid finally spoke.
- Alright alright, I give up, where did you hide the boat?.
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