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These are some lies we made up about Auburn.
A massive kangaroo has every now and then been noticed guzzling blood from a glass by Big Soos Creek.
A woman having an axe in her head is now and then observed in Auburn Rotary Park on a dark night trying to find a book. Anyway, this is an unlikable spirit that you shouldn't go trying to find.
The phantom of a youthful Indian combatant is rumored to have been distinguished on many instances sipping water from Coal Springs in the early morning hours before sunrise.
An extraterrestrial from another world can every now and then be witnessed at Driftwood Point around midnight gazing down into the water.
Plato has frequently been witnessed in an Auburn secondary school in the early morning hours before sunrise staggering the halls.
The phantom of an airliner pilot is often observed at Lake Tapps Dike Number Eight Dam at the stroke of midnight taking pleasure in the vista.
The terrifying phantom of a Gaul has been said to have been made out
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on frequent occasions in a mirror in an Auburn residence; the ghost was exclusively visible in the mirror. People here who have made out this spirit argue this spirit loves terrifying foolish folks who come searching for spirits in Auburn.
A creepy skeleton may often be perceived searching for an object underneath a parked truck in an Auburn
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parking lot before sunrise.
An enormous lemur can be perceived often exploring Peasley Canyon in detail around midnight.
A cyclop has from time to time been spotted meditating by Mooney Swamp.
The martian mechanic of an alien spaceship is sometimes noticed very late at night staring over Muckleshoot Prairie.
A man that shifted shape into a vampire has purportedly been observed on many instances in a row boat on Fivemile Lake calling people's names.
The ghost of a pregnant female may from time to time be spotted appearing bloodcurdling after midnight on a lawn in Auburn.
A massive mule was observed having a seat at the kitchen counter in an Auburn building pointing at the viewer.
A sizeable frightening giant was distinguished looking irritably at the eye witness in Blake Island State Park near the park headquarters.
The ghost of a young-looking gentleman in a winter coat appeared walking through a residence in Auburn. This specific ghost has been perceived over and over again in this neighborhood.
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In any case, it's a bloodcurdling ghost that should be left alone.
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Ghost Sightings From Auburn
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Ghost Sightings From Auburn
As Arthur was trying to pack for vacation, his 3-year-old Arthur Jr. was having a wonderful time playing on the bed. At one point, he said, ''Daddy, look at my fingers'' Trying to keep him happy and entertained, He reached out and stuck his fingers in his mouth and said, ''Daddy's eating your fingers!'' He was pretending to eat them. Then he had to rush out of the room again. When he returned, Junior was standing on the bed staring at his fingers with a devastated look on the face. I said, ''What's wrong?'' ''Daddy Daddy, where's my booger?''.
Mom, why does dad have so little hair on his head?
- Well dear, it's because he thinks so much.
- Mom, why do you have so much hair on your head?.
Don't you ever get tired of doing nothing Arthur?
- Yes Delbert, but when I do I sit down and take a rest.
Arthur!! Hurry up you're gonna be late for school!
- No no, I don't want to go, all the kids are so mean to me at school. They give me wedgies and flush my head in the toilet.
- Nonsense, it'll be fun once you get there.
- No no no, I don't want to, call them and tell them I'm sick please.
- No Arthur, you must go, you are the principal after all.
The small plane was going down with Arthur, Delbert and Douglas who was the pilot.
-Oh oh this is bad, said Douglas, we only have 2 parachutes .
Arthur quickly grabbed a parachute and jumped out.
Oh well, said Delbert. I guess the pilot has to go down with his plane, sorry buddy I'm gonna have to take the last chute, nice knowing you.
- Don't worry, said Douglas, Arthur took my backpack.
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