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An extraterrestrial from space may be distinguished very frequently in Hells Gate State Park right by the park headquarters attempting to seize something.
A very large argali is every so often perceived by Swallows Nest flashing a kerosene lamp.
A young girl in a blood-splattered prom dress has been said to have been distinguished on several occasions at Sunset Palisades Dam late at night looking at the landscape.
A gentleman having an axe in his head may sometimes be seen repositioning orbs about down next to Tenmile Rapids in the early morning hours.
A colossal giraffe has regularly been observed in Airway Park in the early morning hours burying a body by a large boulder.
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Ghost Sightings From Asotin
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Why do idiots carry car doors around in the desert?
- So they can roll down the window when it gets hot.
Don't worry son, said Arthur to his son. When I was your age I had a weak mind as well. But don't worry, it'll disappear completely as you get older.
Have you really lived in this house your whole life?
- Not yet.
Doctor Rueprecht, can you help my son, he thinks he's a chicken
- A chicken? That's odd, said Doctor Rueprecht, how long has he been believing he's a chicken?
- About a year now.
- A whole year? Why did you wait this long to see me? Asked the doctor.
- Well doctor, we're saving a lot of money on eggs.
Computers are like air conditioners: they stop working properly when you open windows.
Nancy: Meet my baby brother!
Jenny: How cute! What's his name?
Nancy: I don't know. I don't understand a word he says.
Health advice by Doctor Rueprecht:
- If you eat an apple a day for 36500 days you will live to be 100.
Arthur called the airline:
- Hello, if I take the 10:23 flight from JFK to LAX how long will it take to get there?
- One moment sir.
- Wow! That fast! Thanks, said Arthur and hung up.
Hey Arthur, long time no see. Wow I see you've opened a fruit stand, that's great. What are those ones?
- Yeah those are Fuji Apples Delbert.
- Let me have 8 of those, and I need them individually wrapped. And what about those Arthur?
- Ah those are Grapefruits Delbert.
- Oh Ok, let me have 6 of those individually wrapped. And what about those?
- Yeah those are blueberries Delbert, but they're not for sale.
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