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These are some lies we made up about Ashford.
A sphinx has every now and then been seen attempting to grab something in Mount Rainier National Park near the park headquarters.
A space alien is known to have been witnessed on a small number of instances up on Mount Beljica meditating.
The ghost of a lady with half her head absent can once in a while be spotted by Beljica Meadows Lake terrifying people. Locals allege that this ghost is the undeceased spirit of a former Ashford resident. One thing is for certain, this spirit unquestionably is menacing; one that any rational person would not want to run into.
A woman having a sword in her head was noticed hovering over Beljica Meadows very late at night. The ghost reacted to the onlooker.
An enormous mink became visible hauling a cadaver across the dirt in Glacier View Wilderness after midnight.
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Ghost Sightings From Ashford
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What's the best way to kill a wasp?
You chase it under the bed, then you saw off the legs of the bed.
Arthur, do you know what the difference between a horse's rear and a mailbox is?
- No Delbert I don't.
- Well, I'm sure as hell not sending you to mail any letters.
Delbert and Arthur were performing a strange ritual in the city park. Delbert was digging small holes in the ground with a spade, and Arthur was walking behind him filling the holes with a spade.
- What exacly are you guys doing? Asked a man who was passing by.
- We're planting flowers, said Arthur, usually Douglas is here too, but he's ill today, he's the one that puts the seed in the ground.
Arthur, why did it take so long to clean the basement windows?
- I had to bury the ladder Gertrude.
Arthur was an experiencd pilot and had been warned that the runway they were landing on was very short so he was being extra careful. When the plane approached the runway it seemed even shorter than he had imagined. But he was a good pilot and he knew he could do this. He went down extra slow and touched the ground right at the edge of the runway. He applied maximum brakes, things were flying around in the cabin and the passengers were screaming in panic. But Arthur got the plane to stop an inch from the other edge of the runway. He turned to his co-pilot Delbert and said:
- That was the shortest runway I have ever seen in my whole life.
- Yeah, said Delbert, and look how wide it is.
Douglas was desperate for a wife put an ad ''Wife Wanted''. The following day, a bunch of letters came. All saying ''You can have mine''.
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