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These are some lies we made up about Arlington.
A giant budgerigar is frequently observed seated on a stool in a home next to Arlington.
Aristotle has been said to have been witnessed on one or two occasions slurping blood from a jar in a canoe on Twin Lakes.
The ghost of a strapped up man can frequently be distinguished around midnight following a passing pickup on a dark road near Arlington. People who have perceived this ghost declare this ghost is the tormented spirit of a long forgotten Arlington local person. In any case, this ghost undeniably is scary; one that any sensible person wouldn't want to meet.
The ghost of a bum can be made out often around midnight drifting down Bear Creek. Regardless of what, it's a scary ghost that should be avoided.
The spirit of a youthful woman soaked in blood has from time to time been seen up on the summit of Blue Mountain conversing into the thin air. Residents argue that this ghost is the ghost of a traveler that was murdered while passing
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through Arlington a long time ago.
An ET is every now and then spotted at Canaday Dam at night looking at the surroundings.
An martian traveler from another planet is rumored to have been noticed on several instances guzzling water from Granite Falls at the stroke of midnight.
A massive otter can sometimes be distinguished in Grandview
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Recreation Center late at night hauling a corpse across the dirt.
An alien from Saturn was observed in the rear seat of a Ford by the driver seeing the ghost in his rear view mirror very late at night.
An enormous hare came into sight by a woman hiking along a trail right next door to Arlington.
An enormous wolf was observed shining a flash light right by the entrance to Lake Chelan National Recreation Area.
An extremely large porpoise became visible in Bay View State Park near the park headquarters scaring folks.
The Wizard of Oz was witnessed having a seat on a bench in a building in Arlington.
A guy with a sizeable hole through his chest was noticed calling people's names next to a lamppost in Arlington. When the phantom was made out it vanished into the thin air.
A gigantic sheep has regularly been distinguished rummaging around in the refrigerator in the kitchen of an Arlington home around midnight.
A female's body with a dog's head is often spotted sitting at the dining table in an Arlington
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Ghost Sightings From Arlington
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How did Arthur die from drinking milk?
- The cow sat down.
Honey, Gertrude, I'm home . . . Oh my god, what's this mess?
- Oh Arthur honey, yesterday you asked me what exactly I do at home all day and today I didn’t do those things.
Arthur was blind, Delbert was deaf, Douglas was in a wheel-chair and they were out for a walk in the woods and came to a mysterious looking cave. There was a sign that said ''Enter this cave and a single wish of yours will come true''.
Arthur went in first, he came out ecstatic.
- I can see, I can see, hooray!
Delbert went in.
- I can hear, I can hear, he exclaimed happily.
- Douglas went next. After a while he came out and said
- Look guys, new wheels!.
Hey Delbert, I've got an idea that'll make us rich, we're gonna forge ten dollar bills?
How are we going to do that Arthur?
- You take a hundred dollar bill and put whiteout over the second zero, see you can't tell the difference.
Nancy: Meet my baby brother!
Jenny: How cute! What's his name?
Nancy: I don't know. I don't understand a word he says.
Don't you ever get tired of doing nothing Arthur?
- Yes Delbert, but when I do I sit down and take a rest.
If there was no water in the world nobody would learn how to swim and then everybody would drown.
Arthur Junior: - Would you punish me for some thing I didn't do?
His teacher: -No, of course not.
Arthur Junior: Good, because I didn't do my homework.
Why do idiots carry car doors around in the desert?
- So they can roll down the window when it gets hot.
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