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Goldilocks is now and then perceived taking a rest at the dining table in an Ardenvoir trailer sobbing.
The phantom of a civil war fighter is known to have been distinguished on one or two instances staring in Bear Gulch at night. Local people who have observed this ghost claim this ghost likes frightening foolish people who come seeking ghosts in Ardenvoir.
The ghost of a guy having satanic symbols cut into his head may from time to time be distinguished struggling to state something in the center of Gene Creek. Locals claim that this ghost could be the soul of a local person who passed away here in Ardenvoir long ago.
The ghost of an engine driver was made out pacing through an apartment in Ardenvoir. When the viewer emerged the ghost escaped. One thing is for certain, this is an unsympathetic spirit that is better not disturbed.
An ET from Saturn showed up near Buck Spring in the early morning hours reflecting.
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Arthur had accidentally locked his keys in the car. Luckily a police car just passed by and they could help Arthur get his family out of the car.
Hey Arthur, long time no see. Wow I see you've opened a fruit stand, that's great. What are those ones?
- Yeah those are Fuji Apples Delbert.
- Let me have 8 of those, and I need them individually wrapped. And what about those Arthur?
- Ah those are Grapefruits Delbert.
- Oh Ok, let me have 6 of those individually wrapped. And what about those?
- Yeah those are blueberries Delbert, but they're not for sale.
Hey Arthur, what do lawyers use as birth-control?
- Don't know Delbert.
- Their personalities.
Arthur: -Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -No body.
Arthur, why do you always walk around with your hands in your pockets?
- Well Delbert, uhm, it's kinda embarrassing but ok, I'll tell you. My fingers are different length and I have a complex about that.
Arthur was not familiar with the area and I couldn't find the I-80 so he took the I-40 twice.
Arthur: -When is a car not a car?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -When it turns into a drive way.
Gertrude went hunting and accidentally shot a man. She rushed him to Doctor Rueprecht and explained to him what had happened.
- He kept screaming ''I'm a deer, I'm a deer'' but I guess he was screaming ''I'm not a deer. I just got caught up in the excitement I guess and shot him thinking he was a deer. Tell me Doctor, is he going to make it?
- Well, said the doctor, his chances would have been better if you wouldn't have skinned him.
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