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A guy having the head of a demon has allegedly been observed on numerous instances down by Baker Spring late at night looking for a woman. It's been said that this exact ghost is the ghost of a visitor that was murdered while driving through Appleton a long time ago. No matter what, it's a menacing ghost that any sane person wouldn't want to bump into.
A huge coati may from time to time be seen at Jebe Swale very late at night chucking pebbles into the water.
A moderately rotten human corpse has often been made out flying over Panakanic Prairie at the stroke of midnight. One thing is for guaranteed, it is certainly a scary ghost that should be avoided.
The ghost of a planter in a worn straw hat has allegedly been distinguished on a few occasions at Graves Dam at the stroke of midnight looking at the landscape. According to what the local residents assert, this ghost likes terrifying unwise people who are brave enough to interrupt the tranquility in Appleton.
The Pied Piper can frequently be perceived up on Fisher Hill struggling to verbalize something.
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Douglas is 34 years old still single. His best pal Arthur asked, ''Why aren't you married? Can't you find a woman who will be a good wife?'' Douglas said, ''Actually, I've found many I wanted to marry, but my mother doesn't like any of them.'' Arthur thinks for a moment and says, ''I've got an idea , just find a girl who's just like your mother.'' A few months later they meet again and his friend asks, ''Did you find the perfect girl? '' Douglas answers, ''Yes, I found the perfect girl. She was just like my mother. My mother liked her very much.'' Since Douglas doesn't look happy, Arthur said, ''Then what's the problem?'' ''My father doesn't like her.'' , Douglas replied.
Hey over here Arthur, it's me Delbert I'm here on the other side of the river!
- Oh yeah, how have you been, long time no see. How do I get to the other side of this river?
- Are you stupid or something? You ARE on the other side.
Little Arthur Junior was in the neighbors yard picking apples from a tree.
- What the hell you think you're doing kid!, The neighbor lady yelled as she came rushing out of her house.
-Stealing apples, little Arthur replied.
- Why you little #@%$& !!!, I'm going to tell your dad, where is he anyway?
- Up here mam, said a voice from the tree.
When the small town built a new bridge they installed a traffic counter to monitor traffic flow. The counter was getting close to the million mark, so they thought it would be a good idea to greet the millionth car an give him a prize. The counter read 999,999 and the sheriff and the mayor was standing by for the next car and here it came.
- Congratulations sir, you are the 1,000,000 th car to cross this bridge, you win $1,000.
- Wow a thousand bucks, yippie, I'm gonna go to driving school with that money and get myself one of them drivers licenses said Arthur.
- Don't listen to him, said his wife Gertrude in the passenger seat, he's drunk.
- I told you we wouldn't get far in a stolen car, said Delbert from the backseat.
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