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These are some lies we made up about Anderson Island.
The ghost of a young-looking female wearing a blood-covered prom dress may once in a while be observed smoking a pipe in Eagle Island State Marine Park very late at night.
The ghost of a 9 foot high enormous giant has often been observed articulating into the air at the water at Amsterdam Bay. Loads of local residents declare this spirit is perhaps the tormented spirit of a local resident who used to have a house here in Anderson Island. Whatever folks utter, it undeniably is a chilling phantom that you would not want to come across around midnight.
A very large donkey has been said to have been spotted on one or two instances in the middle of Bradley Creek searching for another ghost.
An enormous reptile may repeatedly be spotted looking at the scenery at Anderson Pond Dam after midnight.
An extraterrestrial from another planet may be seen frequently in Adams Woods in the early morning hours camping.
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Arthur and Delbert were fishing and they caught a huge fish.
- Wow Arthur, that's a big one, how do we kill it.
- I know Delbert, let's drown it.
How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
His lips are moving.
Arthur called the airline:
- Hello, if I take the 10:23 flight from JFK to LAX how long will it take to get there?
- One moment sir.
- Wow! That fast! Thanks, said Arthur and hung up.
Hey Delbert, if you can guess exactly how many oranges are in this bag you can have all five of them.
Arthur and Delbert were walking through the woods on a dark night and got to a creek.
- How do we cross Delbert?
- Simple Arthur, I turn on my flashlight and you walk on the light beam to the other side.
- You think I'm stupid or something? When I'm halfway you'll turn off your flashlight so I fall in.
Arthur was blind, Delbert was deaf, Douglas was in a wheel-chair and they were out for a walk in the woods and came to a mysterious looking cave. There was a sign that said ''Enter this cave and a single wish of yours will come true''.
Arthur went in first, he came out ecstatic.
- I can see, I can see, hooray!
Delbert went in.
- I can hear, I can hear, he exclaimed happily.
- Douglas went next. After a while he came out and said
- Look guys, new wheels!.
Cowboy Arthur had just bought two horses from a local horse trader but had a hard time telling them apart. He decided to cut off one ear on one of the horses. But a few days later the other horse got his ear stuck in a gate and tore it off so now he couldn't tell them apart again.
So he came up with the idea to cut the tail off one of them. But the same night the other horse accidentally stuck his tail in the campfire and it burned off completely and the two horses looked the same to Cowboy Arthur again.
Arthur was out of ideas but one day his cousin Arthur came to visit. Arthur was a veterinarian, he suggested that he would amputate the legs on one of the horses to be able to tell them apart. Arthur thought that was a great idea and he had Arthur perform the procedure the same day.
- Wow cousin Arthur, that did it. The black horse is three feet shorter than the white horse now, no way I'll get 'em mixed up now.
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